How about this one then :-
"Wishing you 12 months of happiness, 52 weeks of joy, 365 days of success, 8765.81277 hours of good health, 525948.766 minutes of good luck and 3156926 seconds of love. Happy New Year!"
The worst thing is, someone has sat down with a calculator and worked that out...and worse still, I have almost (not quite, just almost!) been tempted to get my own calculator out and check if those figures are correct!!
Lol no i didnt get that one, another one i got started up all nice and then told me to fuck off or something...nothing unusual there though for me
yeah, i used to get all those stupid forward this email to 20 people type of crap alot too from people i knew. nowadays any email with the letters FWD in the title gets deleted lol
I'm like you - just delete 'em and don't bother replying to the person who sent it!
I know what you mean!! I particularly hate the ones that say "don't break the chain or something bad will happen", or, "if you send it to x amount of people, a miracle will happen". It's all total bollocks - but some people get scared by superstitious nonsense like that, don't they?
I did once get really mad (must have been hormonal!) and send a text back saying not to send me crap like that again, and if they believe that bad things would happen, they are sad!!
Looking forward to seeing everyone again, and meeting some new people from the board 
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