Happy Samhain, everyone!

[Captain Beard]

And yet he's anally christian? Wait, seeing it's the Devil's Night to christians (Which was technically last night, actually) he's secretly approving of you punishing the little heathens for dressing up! Hell, I LIKE the holiday and still approve. Little bastards... stealing all my delicious candy. *Holds the 54 kitkat bars he ninja'd out of the huge halloween special candy bags* (1) They'll never have you, my babies.


(1) I actually did count them.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

my dad's not hardcore christian. my mom's the one who's abnormally offended by anything immoral. my dad just doesn't like anyone saying shit that offends my mom since he has to hear her bitch. my dad actually has a pretty dark sense of humor.

 

[Necromunchkin]

Twice today I was complimented on my Johnny Cash costume...

I wasn't wearing a costume, I just had a black dress shirt, black dress slacks, and a black suit jacket. I dress like that all the damned time...

 

[Captain Beard]

Tell your mom to pull the cork out of her ass? Or he should rather. She should go whine to a priest... they're paid to listen to such nonsense.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Twice today I was complimented on my Johnny Cash costume...

I wasn't wearing a costume, I just had a black dress shirt, black dress slacks, and a black suit jacket. I dress like that all the damned time...

hahahah
you should've covered yourself in maggots. THEN you could've been Johnny Cash

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Tell your mom to pull the cork out of her ass? Or he should rather. She should go whine to a priest... they're paid to listen to such nonsense.

the cork is more like her brain. i love my mom and all but she's ... fucking batshit insane, no two ways about it.

 

[Captain Beard]

Sounds like KTV's mother. But even SHE has a sense of humor. One night she asked where we were going, Andrew said "Gonna go kill some Mexicans and drink their blood." Without even batting an eye she said "Kill a darky too, gotta make it fair now."

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Sounds like KTV's mother. But even SHE has a sense of humor. One night she asked where we were going, Andrew said "Gonna go kill some Mexicans and drink their blood." Without even batting an eye she said "Kill a darky too, gotta make it fair now."

now in my instance, my mom would not only think we were serious, but she would then go on an hour-long rant about how we wouldn't be such horrible people if we had God in our lives, and throw in a rant about the horrors of drugs for good measure.

truth.

 

[ShadowsWithin]

?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Jo Don Baker?

 

[Nightshade]

Meh, I just like opening the door, holding back a hell hound or two and passing out candy to evil minions in training. Ah, and it warms the cockles of my heart, it does, to hear those magical words, "I na witch too!" *sniff* "Well, Merry Meet young sister! *sniff* So far, none of them have gotten it. I think they just think I'm "in character".

OH! And the sales!!! Yes, of course, getting chocolate at half price is always a winner, but I got a Gargoyle, a windchime made of black skeleton keys, a "haunted house" sign and a set of red wine glasses with black and red spiders on for 80% off today -- can you believe some people only use this shit once a year? WTF is that?

 

[Anvil]

I love that video.

 

[Captain Beard]

now in my instance, my mom would not only think we were serious, but she would then go on an hour-long rant about how we wouldn't be such horrible people if we had God in our lives, and throw in a rant about the horrors of drugs for good measure.

truth.

I have a Promise Keeper cousin that did that with me once. I told him if he didn't stop ranting at me I'd sneak his kids science books and turn them into freethinkers. He's lightened up since then, but he doesn't bother me anymore as it is.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

nothing would stop me from ranting at you, sexyboy. where the searchlights find us drinking by the mausoleum door.

 

[El Stormo]

...


Huh?

Think cherries. If you buy cherries from the store, sure they taste alright. But if you have to crawl through barb wire, elude the farmer's dogs, and then climb the tree to get those cherries, they'll taste way better, right? Now imagine that taste, amplified with the smell of scared children's tears.

 

[Lunar Still]

The handle of my chainsaw broke last night, and I actually had to be careful with the damn thing as I swung it at people....damnit. I was gonna go nuts and destroy my part of the house with it.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

well, if your chainsaw had "accidentally" nailed someone in the head or fallen on a small child, you wouldn't have been held accountable.

way to waste a great opportunity, russell!

 

[Bacchante]

LOL...
I dressed up like a mouse (I burned myself out dressing up all weekend) and sat in my house for a while staring at the ceiling. It was raining, so I couldn't really go wander

I went over to a friend's house and watched Army of Darkness (<3) and Evil Dead 2.

It was a pretty mellow halloween, but funny nonetheless



OH, somebody dressed up like a fucking refrigerator at school. I was walking home, and I saw this white rectangle shuffling down this hill.
It had moving doors and everything!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I dressed up as someone who went to bed early because he had to get up at 5 the next morning.

 

[Chromatose]

People need drycleaning that early?