happy valentine's day

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Ahh, Valentine's, where once again, corporate america reminds us how we aren't complete people without someone to buy meaningless trinkets for, by encouraging those mindless masses of the world to indulge in gratuitous shows of affection for no other reason than to alienate those around them who are alone. Hail to those who are so needy for attention and pathetic as to require material gifts on a randomly designated day, ironically named after a man who was executed for sanctifying marriages unblessed by the church while we toss those lonely souls under the bus in the spirits of one upmanship, haughty supercilious pomposity, and ego masturbation.
 
my father is going to kill me. i sent him a singing telegram to the VFW he runs. i assume this means i'll be dead by the end of the week.
 
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Ahh, Valentine's, where once again, corporate america reminds us how we aren't complete people without someone to buy meaningless trinkets for, by encouraging those mindless masses of the world to indulge in gratuitous shows of affection for no other reason than to alienate those around them who are alone. Hail to those who are so needy for attention and pathetic as to require material gifts on a randomly designated day, ironically named after a man who was executed for sanctifying marriages unblessed by the church while we toss those lonely souls under the bus in the spirits of one upmanship, haughty supercilious pomposity, and ego masturbation.

So what are you and Steph doing to celebrate this lovely day, Nils?
 
the front desk of the small building at my work had no less than 6 basket/flower/balloon items this morning, and i'm sure there will be much more.

i'm with avi here: thank goodness my wife doesn't care for that crap. i do, however, plan to take a couple hours off today so we can go to a park in the woods.
 
Sushi and the second half of the return of the king, by the way, tell Nichole that if she wants to leave you a valentine, if she could not do it on the door into my room?
 
Sushi and the second half of the return of the king, by the way, tell Nichole that if she wants to leave you a valentine, if she could not do it on the door into my room?
 
it doesnt hurt to be extra nice one day just because.
every girl i know has confessed that she pretends to not care/hate valentines day and really she gets happy when she gets stuff.
 
falsetodd: famous male misnomer. seeing other girls get presents = wanting presents. a girl can deny it all she wants but deep down i know i'm right. anyway, i got flowers. so i reneg my previous post.
 
see josh knows.
it's like saying you dont need a birthday party because you can do that anyday. valentine's day may be a little lame but it's still a holiday for people you love so it wouldnt HURT to be like, oh yea on top of all that other nice stuff, here's THIS nice stuff.