Ahh, Valentine's, where once again, corporate america reminds us how we aren't complete people without someone to buy meaningless trinkets for, by encouraging those mindless masses of the world to indulge in gratuitous shows of affection for no other reason than to alienate those around them who are alone. Hail to those who are so needy for attention and pathetic as to require material gifts on a randomly designated day, ironically named after a man who was executed for sanctifying marriages unblessed by the church while we toss those lonely souls under the bus in the spirits of one upmanship, haughty supercilious pomposity, and ego masturbation.