Happy Valentine's Day!!!!

Skorned1

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Happy Valentine's Day, everyone! I hope you all have a wonderful day w/your significant others or otherwise!

Me, I'm going shopping!!!!!!!!!!
 
Trust me, I'm w/you. I can't remember the last one I enjoyed. But, It's nice to have a reason to contact your friends just to say Happy Valentine's Day!
 
Tonight I think I'll make a HEART shape on the palm of my hand with LOTION before wackin off. Since it's a special occasion.
 
Never need a reason to contact them, I just do. And the real good friends even call me. This Valentines day may not be a total loss. I found out that a lady that I fancy is now singal and interested in yours truly. So I might have a shot. Perhaps coffee or a glass of wine at a nice establishment to help win her over. But thats for another day. Tonight I think I'll go home open the good scotch and have a toast to ME. And how much I hate this Holiday.


Bitter, probally. Angry, you could bet on it. Broken Hearted, who isnt.
One sick, twisted, evil, motherfucker that would rather eat your face then give a person the time of day?? You Betcha
 
prime666 said:
Bitter, probally. Angry, you could bet on it. Broken Hearted, who isnt.
One sick, twisted, evil, motherfucker that would rather eat your face then give a person the time of day?? You Betcha

I think I'm in love!
 
It's just another day really. If you are in a relationship, then, that is fantastic. If not, think about who you DO love, and who loves you. I have fun bringing Valentines to my middle schoolers, nieces and nephews, and of course my mum. But like I said, other than that, it's just a day. Got up at 5:30, ate some cereal and drank some tea. Got the USA Today and went to work, ran some errands after work, heading to the gym momentarily. I'll see what my friends are up to after that, or I'll just hang at the pad with my pets and my gamecube, then Letterman, then sleep, repeat. The secret is not trying to be happy, just be content.
 
Happy Valentines back at you skorn - I turned last weeks convo's into hot nights on Thur and Friday last week. It's amazing how much my wife thinks like you ;)

Thanks again.
 
DarbysDad said:
Happy Valentines back at you skorn - I turned last weeks convo's into hot nights on Thur and Friday last week. It's amazing how much my wife thinks like you ;)

Thanks again.

That's hot!

Well, I shorted out another vibrator. I guess I'll go shopping on the other side of town instead! :grin:
 
My girls is currently in KY saving money and finishing her studies...as soon as she graduates and gets a job as a phorensics specialist then I"mnever working again goddamn it! And that was her idea! Like Scott Hall used to say "That's just too saweeeeeeet!"

She got the gifts I sent her today. Of all the stuff I sent, she loves the cd of hair metal ballad mp3s that I sent her. And thats just sumthing she asked me to burn for her and I just happened to send it w/ the Valentines stuff. Go figure.

That's how you keep metal chicks happy...with Lita Ford, Cinderella, Kix and White Lion tunes. \m/
 
My girlfriends buying me Youthasia by Megadeth and Undisputed Attitude by Slayer...She also got me some new eyeliner (since my other shit fucken sucked)....hehe being in love rules!!! :rock:
 
Here's a little Valentine for y'all (and some dorky science humor):

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Skorned1 said:
That's hot!

Well, I shorted out another vibrator. I guess I'll go shopping on the other side of town instead! :grin:
Now that is sickly erotic! Skorn if I pay for shipping could you send me the old vibrator to sniff at night while I punch the clown and listen to old Christian Death records........... :Smug:
 
prime666 said:
Now that is sickly erotic! Skorn if I pay for shipping could you send me the old vibrator to sniff at night while I punch the clown and listen to old Christian Death records........... :Smug:

I knew a guy that owned an adult book store and would happily take returned vibrators and dildo's then sell them as used. :yuk:

Oh, and Prime, ;)