First of all I'd like to say "FUCK AVANT BROWSER." Then I am gonna answer to ColdDarkNord.
Of course you say that you fart. But here I must say I completely disagree! You don't fart... You blow the entire hell out so nobody can survive it if he makes such unforgivable mistake like staying close to this ultimate disaster. He either dies instantly from heart attack or gets decollated by your precisely focused beam of a dense and scorched terrific gas jet. That's why Omin has no balcony any more. Why did you do that? And what about his poor dog, whose carbonised skeleton was found two miles away from Omin’s house. Did poor Gerta offend ya? She just happened to sleep on the balcony. And the story you just told us is real except for a couple of facts. Indeed, I’ve left the room and went to the balcony to take a deep breath. Guess why! Ha! Because you were trying to start your diabolical engine, so after just the first sparks in your goddamn fart-drums I had to retire as I was simply SMOKED OUT the room. And then you followed me, coz you needed more oxygen to ignite your blasphemous fuel. Next moment the balcony with the dog was blown away – yeah… That’s the story. That’s why you didn’t come to meet Lee when he was in Russia! Two of you are able to compete with the H-bomb. And I bet you’re gonna beat it.
P.S.
Jena tvoyey Ya ne veryu. Malo togo, ona menya nikogda ne videla, tak chto Pisik eto ty. Potomu, chto ty puzatiy! A vse Pisiki puzatye!
But I laughed my ass off! 
