having this retarded ass as my new boss is fun

[minxnim]

fun like getting shot in the face

 

[minxnim]

 

[xfer]

is he/she choking your posting? because see greg's thread about what i can do with a rusty tin can.

 

[FuSoYa]

alex = hobo

 

[mindspell]

Alex = McGyver

 

[minxnim]

dude she's choking my everything.
i dyed my hair black and am about to cut my arms off just to get out of this shit hole.

 

[xfer]

WATCH in amazement as i twist your posts into statements you never said nor intended!

 

[azal]

I have a friendly middle-aged British man as a boss.
*alex coils in jealousy*

 

[lizard]

I'm continually astounded, bewitched and bewildered by this mad, crazy, wonderful board.

 

[chupe666]

carry a big stick around with a dead rat hanging from it

 

[xfer]

the subject line of this thread kind of makes me think of the plot of Philip Roth's The Breast.

 

[minxnim]

i think i have never in my entire life been more hopelessly depressed than i have been for the past 7 days. and that's saying a lot.


note to self: you're fucked

 

[xfer]

wow. explain about this wormy boss?

 

[minxnim]

my new boss is the fucking evil stupid dumb hateful awful director. (the mini skirt hating idiot)
they refuse to replace my old boss, thus giving me all her old work, and a new boss from HELL.

 

[avi]

I think I'd walk

 

[azal]

"me too."

 

[minxnim]

well that's why i've been sending out resume after resume. i give myself 50 days or less. then i'm out of here even if i have to work at BK

 

[FuSoYa]

if i were rich i'd give you a stipend

 

[FuSoYa]

i mean, it would be a good stipend.

 

[xfer]

one of the most fun things about being super rich would be having a thousand people or so to each of whom i gave a $2000 monthly stipend. they could just create art or chill out and such.