having this retarded ass as my new boss is fun

i was just picturing you not shaving for the past 7 days as you got madder and madder and then, as your boss walks by, two woolly legs descend from the ventilation hatch above her head and wrap around her neck, snapping it like a breadstick.
 
i hate to admit it but ethan's mom paid for a spa day and i got my legs waxed so it's a no go with the fur leg for at least like a while... sorry!