HE SPLIT ROBINS ARROW IN TWAIN

"My name is Asneeze... father of, Achoo."

"Bless You."

"No no no... that is my name!"
 
"What can you tell me about Robin of Locksley?"

"Robin of Locksley? Robin of Locksley? Hmm, let me see... Raven's egg! Blood of a hen! A little more blood, yes! Eyeballs of a crocodile! Testicles of a newt! I bet he's a transsexual now! Robin of Locksley is handsome and brave. He seeks to regain his family's honor. Little sod could be trouble."

"Are you certain?"

"Certain? You want certain, hire yourself a witch! Me, I'm just your cook."

"Here, eat that."