HEATHER HAS TWO MIAS x

[azal]

no, given the circumstances I think you "cavorted" into it.

 

[Stultus]

 

[xfer]

that dude was a Zoroastrian! when he died they should've hung his carcass from a tree and let vultures eat it!

 

[azal]

 

[xfer]

there's no fucking way this thread has 23 posts and only 23 views. damn UM.

 

[FuSoYa]

I still dont get it

 

[azal]

apparently RealmArchitect's name is Mia too......


yeah.........

 

[FuSoYa]

what does the heather thing have to do with it?

 

[azal]

and it was a play on the lesbian acceptance children's book...."Heather has to Mommies"

xfer explain it to me on IM...

 

[xfer]

you guys all suck!

 

[azal]

ahaha of course daddy has a mustache.

 

[FuSoYa]

I think that's his roommate. You can tell because the kid's hair color and style is the same as the other guy's.

 

[xfer]

yeah, but the cover is basically sayign that Daddy was a good, Christian, married, straight man, had a kid, and then was corrupted into homosexuality by The Gay Recruiter (mr. moustache). Daddy's lack of a moustache symbolizes that he can be "cured" of his homosexuality (through prayer, most likely), whereas the roommate is irrevocably queer.

 

[azal]

not only the mustache, but the inherently evil combination of a mustache and a Hawaiian shirt.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

OH OF COURSE HEATHER HAS TWO MOMMIES WHICH I JUST FINISHED READING FOR THE 15TH TIME.

x

 

[azal]

sass is back.

 

[xfer]

ok sass mouth, i'm sorry if i made an obscure reference about a book that caused a major controversy and inspired a newsweek article!

 

[xfer]

also it created the "mad shitter", an unknown individual who went around to libraries and pooped in the book to make his moral opposition known to it.

 

[avi]

I sure hope that's true.

 

[xfer]

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=%22mad+shitter%22+%22heather+has+two+mommies%22