Heh. Hey Glenn. I told my brother about Therion...

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METAL... nuff said!
...and he said, "How the hell did this guy manage to get Therion to play this festival?"







BECAUSE GLENN IS FUCKING METAL!!! THAT'S HOW!!!


Just thought you'd like to gloat about that one. You know... go to work, strut your stuff today, and say, "Oh yeah. I'm so fucking metal. Yup. ALL metal, baby. Uh huh. See this? See this? That's metal, coursing through my veins. Oh yeah."


Plus, when your crew brings you out on stage to congratulate you this year, you should come out in a set of scrubs covered with blood. :D
 
He's already checking to see if our hotel will let him use his frequent flyer miles! That makes three drivers to cut the driving shifts shorter! And he's all freaking out cuz Manticora isn't the headlining act. Heh heh. Easy does it! There's plenty of room for return appearances! I mean, technically, Manticora is still a very unheard of band. And I don't care where they are billed, as long as I get to see them, I'm gonna need a neck brace!