help me baby jesus, i am stuck in great barrington massachusetts

[minxnim]

i can't get back!

my ride is stuck on the side of the road somewhere near jay peak in vermont :|
the roads are a mess and my family is all too drunk to drive me.

 

[minxnim]

and i shouldnt have let jez cut my hair!
HELLO 80'S SKATER PUNK 'DO.

 

[minxnim]

anyway, i guess i should at least make this thread amusing to other people. here is a short and interesting anecdote:

we x-country skii'd to my dad's jobsite for a second and he was like 'you'll be froze like a turd before you get home!' and we were like wtf is a turd froze like?

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

This baby jesus lizard is all "I'm cold blooded so you're on your own sister. Fuuuuu-uuuuuuuuuck THAT!"

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

No help is forthcoming form the baby jesus butt plug either.

 

[minxnim]

dude. i just watched 'animal precinct' and now i want to go stab humans in the mouth.

 

[avi]

at least you weren't watching Joe Millionaire

 

[goatschool]

by the powers vested in me, i declare this weather event a snow holocaust.

let the looting commence.

 

[azal]

riots are no fun when you have to wear a bulky scarf.

 

[chupe666]

Originally posted by azal
riots are no fun when you have to wear a bulky scarf.

and you can't put your arms down far enough to grab the tv or pick up a rock to throw through the plate glass window.

 

[minxnim]

well, i finally made it back. but not before my mom infected me with her stomach flu so i barfed out the car window to VT and then back to NYC i barfed a few more times. i realized, if i do not eat or drink *anything* then i feel sort of okay.

oh, and i got to brooklyn and realized i left my house keys in MA.

 

[deadair]

sounds like an ok trip...

 

[minxnim]

it was totally okay until the barfing commenced. and before jez burned me on the cheek with his cigarette by accident, the fucking bastard.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

damn how many stomach bugs have you had this year? that sucks!

 

[minxnim]

i think the other stomach problems have all been food/medication related. this is my first virus i think. so much for my usually overactive immune system!
i actually just realized i think my niece gave it to me. she was so sick all weekend. i would get into graphic detail but i bet no one would appreciate that.

 

[minxnim]

okay so i just tried to drink about 4 ounces of fruit water and i feel like i am going to barf everywhere.

 

[azal]

I wouldn't consume anything dude, when I have a stomach virus I eat like one piece of toast all day, just so I don't pass out.

 

[minxnim]

you're right. ginger tea, and nothing else. ginger tea is the only thing that doesnt make me gag.
i can go up to 10 days without any food and still make it to work, so i know i'll be okay.

 

[The Dope]

That's how I felt on Monday. I can't recall another time in my life that I threw up six times in less than 12 hours. I'm still not back up to speed yet.

 

[minxnim]

i have spent at least 30 minutes today holding my garbage can to my face thinking, okay... it's going to come out! but then i don't puke.
i figure it is better to feel sick at work then to barf on the subway right now. meh.