help me

[Rusted_In_Peace5O]

I have a large cucumber wedged inside my ass and I can't get it out. won't any of my dear friends here on the nevermore board help me.

 

[lizard]

?????
barbeque tongs, dude. its the only way.

 

[famousamoswillkillyou]

I can't imagine how it got there...

 

[Will Bozarth]

me neither.... hmmmmmmmmm

 

[famousamoswillkillyou]

I just KNOW Rusted wouldn't be masturbating with a cucumber up his ass... oh, wait. Yeah, he would.

 

[Will Bozarth]

ya never know... *winds up and throws a tree elf at rusted*

 

[famousamoswillkillyou]

Hehehehehehe... Rusted's a fag. Hahahahahahaha. *suddenly thinks homosexuality is really funny in typical preteen-boy fashion (forget I'm a teenage female for a moment)* Hahaha. Queer. Teehee.


No, but really...

 

[Will Bozarth]

im out

 

[famousamoswillkillyou]

Good comeback, Rusted. *cough*

 

[Captain Beard]

Who the hell is doing the kaka posts?

 

[famousamoswillkillyou]

I don't know... maybe it really is Rusted, trying to tell us something...