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bRaTpRiNcEsS
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1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find
that when women
make love they produce amounts of the hormone
estrogen, which
makes hair shine and skin smooth.
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of
suffering
dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat
produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on
during that
romantic dinner.
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It
stretches and
tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's
more enjoyable than
swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It
releases endorphins into
the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and
leaving you
with a feeling of well-being.
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be
offered. The sexually
active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals
called pheromones.
These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex
crazy!
7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS
10 TIMES MORE
EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away.
Kissing encourages
saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the
level of the acid that
causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking
session can release
the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex
is a natural
antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay
fever.
that when women
make love they produce amounts of the hormone
estrogen, which
makes hair shine and skin smooth.
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of
suffering
dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat
produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on
during that
romantic dinner.
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It
stretches and
tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's
more enjoyable than
swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It
releases endorphins into
the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and
leaving you
with a feeling of well-being.
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be
offered. The sexually
active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals
called pheromones.
These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex
crazy!
7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS
10 TIMES MORE
EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away.
Kissing encourages
saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the
level of the acid that
causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking
session can release
the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex
is a natural
antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay
fever.
Riehlthing
It's "The Amish" To You
Metal Maiden
Cooking with Anthrax
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ThraxDude said:
self control also works.
Example:
eat a little.
screw a little.
continue for around 45 min to an hour always stopping to munch right when you feel the 'urge' to release. then while she's in absolute heaven, pound away pull out and have a $$$$$$$$$$$$ shot from hell.
GASOLINEDREAM
Time to Play
bRaTpRiNcEsS said:
Multiple orgasms are the best. My wife is the best--One one time we managed to count and stopped around 30 orgasms or so--counting anyways. She gets them from everything we do. If i could be a woman for a day I would definitely have to experience the multiple orgasm effect.
As for quickies, sounds like us. You got kids, sometimes a quickie in the morning or real late at night does the trick, but making that extra time is so much fun!! I've gone into work on 4 hours sleep cause we started a bit late. It is definitely worth it.
GASOLINEDREAM
Time to Play
GregadetH said:
Hee hee hee.
Money shot! That was my team name in a fantasy football league I was in. Since you mentioned Peter North...Me and my buddy used to use porn star names to get passes at Cedar Point. They never needed your ID back in the day. He used to get mail for Peter North and family and I used to get the Randy Spears family mail. My Mom would ask me who in the hell was Randy Spears--' I don't know Mom, they must have the wrong person."
