Helpless weak & battered, my boobs are bleeding

[Torniojaws]

...and other misheard Evergrey lyrics Post yours

As I Lie Here Bleeding
"My boobs are bleeding" (03:12 -->)

Visions
"I'm caught in a tree, a tree where rock & roll will rock & roll" (01:08 -->)

I'm Sorry
"My love had only been a bitch of a sea" (01:10 -->)

 

[Starchildren]

Touch Of Blessing:

"Struggling in an endless butthole"

 

[Torniojaws]

Oh yeah,

She Speaks to the Dead
"Watched you, you masturbate / your filthy soul must be cleansed by meat" (01:27 -->) :zombie:

 

[Kuksug!]

Hehehe... well, ill try myself... A TOUCH OF BLESSING: All the dreams i had wet my bed so coldly...

 

[Brunnis]

Those are really funny! Can't say that I have any to share, though...

Ohh, and good to see you here, Torniojaws! I believe I recommended Evergrey to you a few years back, on Futuremark's forums. My Futuremark name is "Mikael", by the way.

 

[Torniojaws]

Yeah, I still remember I continued the cycle, and my mother & her boyfriend also like Evergrey (a lot)

 

[Babykabob]

haha, wow, thats "lol" worthy