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[aqnimal]

10 Most Dangerous Toys

Maybe some of you might have seen these;

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

My mates sister used to have a sky dancer, it was killer.

 

[aqnimal]

My mates sister used to have a sky dancer, it was killer.

Those beauties would've made some handy weapons, wouldn't they?

 

[Perpetual Catatonia]

Ha. I just found out that Creepy Crawlers are toxic. I thought the point of making them was to eat them. Good thing no one ever got me those when I was a kid.

 

[DemonJay]

Am I the only one who used lawn darts for their intended purpose? I think it's a fun game to play on nice summer evenings. My Grandpa bought a complete vintage set at a garage sale and I think it's the coolest thing ever.

 

[s_a_o]

Am I the only one who used lawn darts for their intended purpose? I think it's a fun game to play on nice summer evenings. My Grandpa bought a complete vintage set at a garage sale and I think it's the coolest thing ever.

Apparently other children weren't as practical as you were.

If you are going to stap somebody, you might as well just use a knife...

I never had any of these silly experiences, and I kind of feel left out. I think the closest I came to a dangerous toy was that stupid cabbage patch kid doll that ate stuff. They went on recall, if I remember correctly, because they kept eating kids fingers and hair. I got one for Xmas when I was little but it was taken away from me due to the nastiness of the doll.

But that was it. No uber-cool experience.

 

[Evil?]

Half the problem with "Dangerous toys" is retarded children. Better recall forks too. They can be a doozy.

 

[jojoNZ]

I had a sky dancer, looked just like the one in the picture. It was fun watching her spin and fly into the air. I wonder where it is now.

Also, that cabbage patch doll that chews sounds so awesome. Wish i had one. I always wanted a cabbage patch doll but never, ever got one.

 

[~Derek~]

Ha. I just found out that Creepy Crawlers are toxic. I thought the point of making them was to eat them. Good thing no one ever got me those when I was a kid.

i'm glad my Dad never got me any Creepy Crawlers when I was a kid despite me constantly wanting them.

 

[Pessimism]

I had some....slit my finger open trying to open one of their goop bottles; I also burned my hand one time

 

[aqnimal]

Half the problem with "Dangerous toys" is retarded children. Better recall forks too. They can be a doozy.

And spoons- you never know how some people can end up hurting themselves with those.

 

[s_a_o]

I had a sky dancer, looked just like the one in the picture. It was fun watching her spin and fly into the air. I wonder where it is now.

Also, that cabbage patch doll that chews sounds so awesome. Wish i had one. I always wanted a cabbage patch doll but never, ever got one.

My aunt got me a chewing cabbage patch doll one christmas... Shortly afterwards there was that big controversy about the dolls eating fingers and hair and it was taken away from me.