Hetfield Hair: An Graphical Analysis of Trends

[Ragamuffin]

http://hetfield.tarsierjungle.net/chart.html

 

[DiscipleOfThePit]

Booo!

 

[Spidey138]

The so-called "Golden Age' ended with the Black album.

 

[Ahfurfuksek!]

That mullet period has to be the saddest yet the funniest.

 

[Ragamuffin]

I dunno, they've got a point with the Amish period.

 

[karrokid]

you guys sound like a bunch of cosmetologists. maybe he is samson and his hair is the key to his musical strength . i'll do one on what conditioner he uses next.

 

[DiscipleOfThePit]

The Golden Age?

It never really was there for Metallica. Nothing they did in the 80s was out of the ordinary.

 

[Ragamuffin]

You're confusing "hair" with "music". Stop it.

You're also confusing "serious" with "joke". Really stop that.

 

[DiscipleOfThePit]

You're confusing "hair" with "music". Stop it.

You're also confusing "serious" with "joke". Really stop that.

It wasn't funny though...

 

[Ragamuffin]

Yes it was.

 

[Mickenglanduk]

Nice chart. And a very interesting read if I may say so.

 

[DarbysDad]

How good or bad was he during Re-Load? I don't see it plotted.

 

[Drokk]

Jesus people are REALLY fucking bored

 

[DiscipleOfThePit]

Yes it was.

No, it wasn't.

 

[GregadetH]

Wow.

 

[Brentney Spears]

classic

 

[Ragamuffin]

It's hilarious and you suck cocks! Ha! I win!

 

[jackson3124]

Kill through AJFA was the golden age for metallica in my book!

Ha this chart was interesting... I never though I would see one like this!

 

[CHRIS FROM MD]

His hair was the best from Kill'em All to Justice for All then it went down like there music.

 

[Ron MOSH Earl]

Didn't he have a mohawk a few months after AJFA was released? No mention of it on the chart.