Hey cokehead!

Yeah but here EVERYONE does coke...it's basically like cigarettes now. In fact, marijuana has taken a back seat to coke around these har parts.

Before it was like the elite drug...and when I say status symbol I mean it in a more "follow the crowd" kinda way. Again, basically like cigarettes were when I was a kid.
 
Coke was THE FASHION DRUG of the 80's, for those never-have-time-to-stop-business-men-who-need-to-get-to-the-top, or at least as all those fantastic movies of the 80s would lead us to believe.
 
Coke was THE FASHION DRUG of the 80's, for those never-have-time-to-stop-business-men-who-need-to-get-to-the-top, or at least as all those fantastic movies of the 80s would lead us to believe.

THAT'S RIGHT AND LOOK AT ME NOW.

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Never tried coke. It always seemed sort of worthless, based on friends I know who use it. Too late to bother trying it now.
 
Dude go to a club, give some dude ten bucks and that'll get you a couple of lines at least. A brick of hash about the size of a quarter will cost you around 50. This is all euros, by the way.

Hash is way too harsh anyway. I always get a bigass headache, get nauseous and fall asleep...really fucked up though. The stuff grown in the mountains here is much smoother.

True story:

The health department in Milan took a sample of the city sewer drainage and discovered an amount of cocaine in it estimated to the equivalent of 50% of the people there snorted. In other words, if you're in a room with someone in Milan, chances are one of you is snorting coke. Either that or there is a gigantic stockpile of cocaine dumped in the sewers.
 
I've been offered coke in Italy quite a few times.

I don't like the Italian club scene, but I've been to a few and it was a slicked hair, shiny shirt, coke fuelled evening.
 
I've been offered coke in Italy quite a few times.

I don't like the Italian club scene, but I've been to a few and it was a slicked hair, shiny shirt, coke fuelled evening.

Oh gods, the club scene here is ridiculous. It's every stereotype you ever thought about Italy right before your eyes. We call them "truzzi", and they are an abomination to society. Blowing kisses at themselves in the mirror, feauxhawks, bright clothes and pants that fit way too tight...and that's just the guys. Italians invented the metrosexual.

The girls are always so hot you could fry an egg on them but soooooo plastic. They're in the fashion capital of the world and they love to flaunt it. I fucking hate it.
 
Dude these people have fucking purses attached to their belts with glittery pink lettering and shit. Lemme find some photos on the net.