Hey, does anybody remember when Papa Josh posted that naked picture of his wife?

[dorian gray]

uhhhhmmm....i guess i kinda missed out on that 15 year old fellatio thing

 

[dorian gray]

ps: key parties are from the 70s btw. are they making a comeback?

 

[JayKeeley]

uhhhhmmm....i guess i kinda missed out on that 15 year old fellatio thing

Tully knows what I'm sayin.

 

[dorian gray]

i wish i could go back in time. alas.

 

[JayKeeley]

ps: key parties are from the 70s btw. are they making a comeback?

I didn't know that. Yeah, it might be a comeback.

Also, you know what else is no longer 'taboo'? Picking up chicks at the workplace. My cousin works for American Express, he says it's like a meat market. Even my own company, the NYC office, is like one big pick up joint. Mostly it's because people are flying in and out constantly so there's a good rotation -- meaning, nobody's shitting on their own doorstep.

Another reason why Chicago has the most one night stands in the country.

 

[dorian gray]

ill second that.

 

[J.]

the *thought* of unnattractive people getting their fuck on is unpleasant.

Elaine: So you're saying 96% of the population is undateable?
Seinfeld: Undateable!
Elaine: Then why is it all these people are getting together?
Seinfeld: Alcohol

 

[KILL TULLY]

I'm not into it at all. Even when I was just going out with chicks, I could never do the "open relationship" thing.

Bro I am 100% with you on that one, I absolutly would go fucking bananas if my girlfriend hooked up with some dude and told me and/or I found out. I am a douchebag male and I'll admit it. I'de probobly attempt to beat the fucking shit out of the dude immediatly. I'm pissed just thinking about it.

But hey, look, we live in a society now where 15 year old girls suck dick before french kissing. And that is not an exaggeration -- Katie Couric called it an "epidemic". Haha.

You gotta love that white suburban middle class up bringing.

Hahahah

 

[MFJ]

Bro I am 100% with you on that one, I absolutly would go fucking bananas if my girlfriend hooked up with some dude and told me and/or I found out. I am a douchebag male and I'll admit it. I'de probobly attempt to beat the fucking shit out of the dude immediatly. I'm pissed just thinking about it.

Definitely with you guys on this. Doesn't really make you a douchebag male... if your woman is fucking around with dudes and that isn't a "theme" of your relationship I think you have the right to get stabby.

 

[dorian gray]

Elaine: So you're saying 96% of the population is undateable?
Seinfeld: Undateable!
Elaine: Then why is it all these people are getting together?
Seinfeld: Alcohol

qqfft

 

[JayKeeley]

If you find your chick fucking some other dude, and the dude knows nothing about you, then he's really not to blame.

 

[MFJ]

If you find your chick fucking some other dude, and the dude knows nothing about you, then he's really not to blame.

This is also true. Oh well, you could at least find this fact out and then decide which individual to punch in the face.

 

[JayKeeley]

Society won't frown on you (as much) if you beat the shit out of the guy.

I knew a girl once that used to beat her guy on occasion. It's not like he was weaker or anything, she was just a fucking psycho, and of course, society's rules had already taught him never to hit a girl, so he wouldn't defend himself. Instead he just left. I'm surprised she was even into men, she was a definite dyke.

 

[MFJ]

This dude Neil I knew... his girlfriend refused to have sex with him unless he punched her in the face while they were doing it.




Seriously.

 

[JayKeeley]

I knew a girl once who could only have sex if she was being strangled. (This isn't that unusual believe it or not. I think this is how the INXS singer died). Anyway, one day the guy took it a bit too far with the asphyxiation (sp?) but she survived the choking (along with multiple orgasms), but she ended up telling someone at work. Next thing you know, he's got a reputation for being some wife-beater pervert type, and he was only giving her what she wanted.

Chicks.

 

[MFJ]

seriously, lawl

 

[MajestikMøøse]

weirdos

 

[Papa Josh]

that makes me want to vomit. yeah, i can see the point behind the act and i dont want to criticize anyone's personal, private business, but the *thought* of unnattractive people getting their fuck on is unpleasant. being a swinger is not something i would be proud of......but whatever. i assume people are careful.

Different strokes, different folks. Our marriage is good, sex life is good, can't complain. I don't recall being told by anyone who's watched me and the wife that we were unattractive... quite the opposite. :Smug:

I am confident in my relationship, but thanks for all of your interest....

 

[Dark One]

I knew a girl once that used to beat her guy on occasion. It's not like he was weaker or anything, she was just a fucking psycho, and of course, society's rules had already taught him never to hit a girl, so he wouldn't defend himself. Instead he just left.

Whoa! That happened to me (without warning). I simply left as well.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

This dude Neil I knew... his girlfriend refused to have sex with him unless he punched her in the face while they were doing it.




Seriously.

man kinky shit is one thing but that's the kinda stuff that's bound to land you on COPS...."where did you get all those bruises!?!?" "uh, neil! we like it rough!" *dials the police*