Hey Doomriffer. Post some Whiplash tunes ye Brute!

The Potato Bug refucking surfaced!!! I was grabbing my towel from the corner of the room to take a shower. And this cocky son of bitch begins mocking me. I quickly stoked myself out. It was game time. With thrash metal blaring in the back ground I grabbed my sandal and wopped the son of a bitch across the back. This merely wounded the vile specimen that eminates from the loins of Satan. As the son of a bitch lied dazed and smothered between my sandal and the towel which it was granted charter. I swooped my leg up high in the air and came down with an axe kick on the sandal. Motherfucking thing padded the son of a bitch though. I removed the sandal only to find it still breathing. Bam once again I go for an axe kick, a little off the mark. I go back to a fisticuff offense, grabbing the sandal and pounding hard on it's backside. I still don't know if that did it. Lemme check...

Gasp...

Hazaar!!!!!!! To Valhalla this fucker goes!!!! He's as dead as Tara Reid's career! Encore of "Whiplash- Last Man Standing" now blares in an audiogenic applause of the glory and valor that came with the victory of Man over Beast!!!

Hail! FUCK YES!
 
Doomcifer said:
that was the besty post I have ever anticipated...EVAR!

I fucking love you RiA...in the toal and Utter GHEY way.
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Bro the fucking son of bitch wasn't dead afterall! I picked up the sandal and he resurrected like Krigloch at a Larping party after his mana points were drained by being wopped by a cardboard sword.

I fucking took care of it though. I grabbed a shuriken I have and stabbed the son of LRD. Death...It's whats for dinner.
 
man ... have not heard these guys in like 10 years ... this sounds fresher now than back then ...

STAGE DIVE :kickass:
 
Doomcifer said:
Whiplash - Last Man Alive (1985)
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Well what do you know, I downloaded it since I was bored and not really interested, since I'm usually not too keen on "classic metal", and found myself banging my head quite ardently :kickass:
On top of that I also heard an extremly cool cover of Spit on your Grave. Power and Pain has perhaps the lamest artwotk ever, but I will definately keep my eyes out for it -- thanks for introducing me to yet antother great band
 
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