Hey Dorian tell me about your day.

i like irish spring.

if you dont use bars, what do you use? real men use bars, not those fluffy things chicks and power metal bands use
 
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sorry im not grim enough to use lava soap and a grease rag buddy. i just like my skin as soft as a baby's ass loofahs offer such.

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I'm all about the hippie organic soap. I don't even know what kind it is, the woman's sister gets it in Davis and grants me a running supply whenever she comes to visit. It's chunky and sometimes I want to take a bite of it, but I don't because I remember what happened the day I decided to actually consume a handful of Suave green shampoo back in 1987, because it smelt so amazing: my throat hurt for 3 days.

On topic: when I grow I up I want to be dorian gray.
 
Actually I would totally give them another chance if someone convinced me to do so.

From the looks of the time frame of when I wrote my "review" for that one album, I was in a different place musically speaking. Although if I remember right, back then I thought "I should like this, but I don't."
 
I don't remember your review but if I read one more review of a Southern band that contains the expressions: "Southern-fried", "dirty South" or any combination of "South" and another word, I'm going to kill the reviewer.
 
IIrc, I didn't even leave work until after the show had started. I guess I still coulda made it since the venue was a couple blocks from work but after working 14 hours I was a little worn out