Hey Dorian tell me about your day.

Dis was asleep in my lap pretty much the whole series.
The last week she hasn't been sleeping very well at all which is not very funny :(

I have yet to take a day off from work since Viki was born ... I wish I could hang out at home and watch TV while she is sleeping.
Weekends of course are super busy as you can imagine.
Good thing I bought a couch for the office so I can at least chill for a half hour here and there.
 
Two weekends ago I smashed my fingers. This past Saturday, I got a piece of painted metal from the 1950s stuck in my finger and only had filthy toe nail clippers to get it out. Then on Sunday, while driving, I was bitten by an insect and now today I have a red streak going up my arm from the bite. Looking forward to whatever this coming weekend has in store.

you're like that dude from There's Something About Mary :lol:
 
lets hope your kid doesn't turn out all smart know-it-all like because if she does kids will make fun of her in school and call her vikipedia
 
I have yet to take a day off from work since Viki was born ... I wish I could hang out at home and watch TV while she is sleeping.
Weekends of course are super busy as you can imagine.
Good thing I bought a couch for the office so I can at least chill for a half hour here and there.

In Sweden, all dads (or other significant close person) legally have ten days off work with pay just after the baby is born, and both parents get 240 days each (that can be traded between eachother except for 60 each)

You run your own business though, right? It's probably a lot harder for you to take time off then, I suppose. My dad has ten days in total on four boys, he has his own business. Seven of those were when my little brother was supposed to be born (He was gonna stay at home and care for the toher three of us) but then my brother was two weeks late LOL.

Myself, I wouldn't trade my home days for anything in the whole wide world. Currently and for a niiiice while I don't work fridays.
 
Well, for one, fuck private school.

For two, contraceptives brotha. :eek:

For three, happiness comes from within; not from something external like a master's program.

And four, ...speakers.
 
Yeah, private school is out. Problem is....the public school he is zoned for BLOWS as in: I refuse to send my kid there. I'd rather just fucking home school him.

Two....forgot.

Three....agreed. But being an RN blows. I can't spend the rest of my life doing something that I can't stand.

Four....purchase upcoming
 
2: abortion?
3: Why can't you stay in the program you have now? Isn't a master's a masters?
5: I hope the South stops being the South soon.
 
#1 Get a Divorce, ye can still be in your kids lives. Hell I'm a bastard and I'm semi-sane. So any parental involvement is just a bonus.

#2 Cum on her, not in her.

#3 Live within your means. WTF is a nurse putting a tot in a 13k a yr private school? Public schools build character, ye want your kid to grow up and never get in to a fight? Expect his proverbial milk money to be taken from him for perpetuity.

#4 My mini-stereo came in 2 days ago. It's decent enough, haven't slapped on the BIC's yet. To answer Ken's q from the other thread, this is my 2nd pair.


Bonus commentary; Dude you sound fucking miserable. Live for yourself.
 
Man, I am seriously NEVER getting married or having kids. What's the fuckin point? Why intentionally make yourself miserable for the rest of your life?

Sorry to hear about your troubles, dorian :(
 
Private school? Really? for small kids? ... what can they possibly teach them there at that age? table manners and proper etiquette?
 
yeah i have a very serious girlfriend. i can see marrying her some day, but i seriously cannot have children. i am not a person who is mentally fit to take care of a human being properly. would probably kill myself or die without lots of quiet time and ALONE time in my life. i have friends with babies/young kids and i just get sick to my stomach when i see what they deal with every day. no offense to you fathers, i think its rad that there are good people out there raising good young'ns. just not for me
 
I went running a little while ago for some reason. It's got to be 95 degrees. The punishment due, I guess.
 
You would be correct about the lack of alone time. However, I think there's ways around that....maybe having just one child. They only need CONSTANT supervision for the first five years or so. My five and a half year old needs help with alot of shit but at least he comes up with his own ideas. Anyway....so if you have just one, you'd have most of your free time back in a handful of years. People like myself though...we drag it out by having child after child.

Hmm....also, your partner and you can trade off alone time. It works out for the most part really.

Bingo.
 
Oh, it also is a big help if one of you gets to stay home with the kiddies. That's really really hard these days. You still have to trade off though....staying home with kids is no joke. I'd like to do it but the wife doesn't have the opportunities to make as much as I do. That blows. I'd be a really good stay at home Dad. My kids would be cool as fuck.