HEY EVERYBODY! KEVIN TURNS 30 ON TUESDAY

[~Lynn~]

And he's not going to be cool anymore!

 

[Lord Foul]

I recall 30 being a non-event like every other birthday. But then I was never cool to begin with so what do I know.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Old fuck.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

I kind of uh...thought Kevin was already in his 30s. From a maturity perspective not in an uncool way. Well, that and the beard.

 

[Shpongled]

Not sure how to handle this. I think suicide may be my best method of coping.

 

[Super Mahrio]

30 is no big deal. I will be 30 next year. I do want go somewhere awesome though. What are you gonna do on that day, Kev?

 

[Shpongled]

Nothing at all. I've never given a shit about birthdays and this one is no different aside from the fact the number starts with a 3 now instead of a 2.

 

[theoden236]

I'm 23 and I've already started to dislike birthdays.

 

[Craysh3]

Fuck age.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

I'm only 19 and I've hated birthdays for the longest. ^5 Craysh.

 

[Brooks]

I've always thought conception days were more important than Birthdays. The day you popped out is completely arbitrary.

The real thing to celebrate is winning THE GREAT SPERM RACE!

So 9 months before my birthday, I celebrate CONCEPTION DAY (OBSERVED)!* It was on THAT day my parents decided to forego the blowjob / blumpkin / whathaveyou in favor of a maximum ball draining splooge in the cooge, allowing this little spermie to make it ALL THE WAY to that lovely egg. It rammed the shell with all the gusto of a raging stallion, and BURST through to the other side, creating the HOTfusion that would end up divining me through the pineal lightning rod! EPIC SPERMATAZOICALIZED VICTORY!!

Birthdays? For suckers.

CONCEPTION DAY IS FOR WINNERS!



*For simplicity's sake, 9 months prior to your birthday is acceptable. If you know the night you were conceived, well, you're closer to your folks than I.

 

[Lord Foul]

If you know the night you were conceived, your folks weren't fucking enough.

 

[Brooks]

read:were married

 

[Captain Beard]

Hahaaaa, old people.

 

[derek]

The idea that turning 30 is important is cultural and social, intrinsically I'm not sure it makes a damn bit of difference. I'd say you'll feel 25 until your body starts to slow down, then you'll know you're older. Ignore some bullshit like "30".