My buddies met a chick named Stephanie at a bar. She was a slightly portly vixen with a hankering for rum. Well my 4 chivalrous chums got her toasted and took her for a test spin. Passing her back and forth like her lips were a bong. (This is pure saliva swapping, no genital bumpin). Well to make a long story short they drive her around town all while they paraded their fingertips on her nether regions. The night ended with 2 of the 4 sharing a mouthful of tuna, while the other 2 stood outside in disgust at the clarity that comes when inebriation wanes downhill. I don't know about any of you, but I could never partake in such an act of "selflessness".
Just thought I'd throw that in there.