hey metalsteph!

I've actually spoken to this female in a concert for a whole 35 secs. (Not that she'll remember my ugly ass or anything)

The point I'm making is, she's fucking hot. :dopey:
 
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My buddies met a chick named Stephanie at a bar. She was a slightly portly vixen with a hankering for rum. Well my 4 chivalrous chums got her toasted and took her for a test spin. Passing her back and forth like her lips were a bong. (This is pure saliva swapping, no genital bumpin). Well to make a long story short they drive her around town all while they paraded their fingertips on her nether regions. The night ended with 2 of the 4 sharing a mouthful of tuna, while the other 2 stood outside in disgust at the clarity that comes when inebriation wanes downhill. :ill: I don't know about any of you, but I could never partake in such an act of "selflessness".

Just thought I'd throw that in there.
 
Reign in Acai said:
My buddies met a chick named Stephanie at a bar. She was a slightly portly vixen with a hankering for rum. Well my 4 chivalrous chums got her toasted and took her for a test spin. Passing her back and forth like her lips were a bong. (This is pure saliva swapping, no genital bumpin). Well to make a long story short they drive her around town all while they paraded their fingertips on her nether regions. The night ended with 2 of the 4 sharing a mouthful of tuna, while the other 2 stood outside in disgust at the clarity that comes when inebriation wanes downhill. I don't know about any of you, but I could never partake in such an act of "selflessness".

Just thought I'd throw that in there.

You sure her name wasn't Nathalie Holloway? :tickled:

Oh man, I am going to hell for that.
 
Erik said:
steph is a really ugly name though. like heather.

edit: WAIT i didn't even think of the name that haddsie is named heather lolmao... isn't she? no offense i always thought it was a terrible name though :loco:

Yep, that's the wife. No offence taken though, but she'll probably have a go at you anyway. :loco: