Hey Texas, smarten up.

[Reminiscence]

From wikipedia, the most legitimate source of scholarly resources in existence:

"Texas ranks first among the 50 states as the largest emitter of greenhouse gases.[36] The state's annual carbon dioxide emissions are nearly 1.5 trillion pounds. Texas would be the world's seventh-largest producer of greenhouse gases if it were its own country, emitting more carbon dioxide than France, the United Kingdom, or Canada."

 

[El Stormo]

Damn you, Chromie, and your farts from hell!

 

[Reminiscence]

Hahahaha. The cattle industry probably has something to do with it.

 

[El Stormo]

Yep, farts from cows, goats and horses are bad for the environment. Although I'm not sure if the people who report this aren't full of shit themselves.

 

[Reminiscence]

True enough, dear sir.

 

[Jeff-Loomis-fan]

luckely Holland is a small country or else it would fit in the row

 

[Anvil]

Canada ftw.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

That test may have been taken during Capone's visit.

 

[Captain Beard]

It was. I brought sunshine and farts. Even the cows donned masks as I traveled the Texan countryside.

 

[Brooks]

ELECT RON PAUL

 

[MajestikMoose]

Electron Paul

he's got a NEGATIVE CHARGE

 

[Captain Beard]

Fuck Ron Paul.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

boooo

 

[Captain Beard]

I dislike his silly political stances.

 

[flying_whale]

I dislike his silly political stances.

agreed, i like that he would end the war on drugs, but I don't agree with him on no gun control, extremely small government, fiscal issues, and foreign policy.

 

[flying_whale]

Gun control is the least of your worries. Why not focus on things that are plausible?

i edited my post above to make it make sense.

 

[Captain Beard]

I suppose automatic weapons are a bit of a stretch for homeowners to have, aren't they?

 

[flying_whale]

I suppose automatic weapons are a bit of a stretch for homeowners to have, aren't they?

totally. I won't turn this into a gun discussion because it would end up ugly and we had this conversation millions of times

 

[Captain Beard]

Indeed. I need cheese. LOTS OF CHEESE!

 

[El Stormo]

I never understood your two-party system... Not to start a rant against America, but don't you guys feel frustrated that you can only choose for one of two candidates?