Hey Texas, smarten up.

[Captain Beard]

Skimpy underwear for all the mentioned topless women then!

 

[Chromatose]

Works for me.

 

[Captain Beard]

Well it keeps their dirty butts at bay. Doesn't have to be G-string undies necessarily.

 

[Chromatose]

Even that would do unless they're excessively hairy and it bushes out around the string.

 

[Captain Beard]

They'd be banned from not wearing pants in that case. Hairy women can't dress down. EVER.

 

[Brandon L]

texas is a huge state, maybe that has something to do with it.

 

[DarkNoise]

Americans don't know what kilos are.

sure they do - ask a pothead

 

[Jeff-Loomis-fan]

sure they do - ask a pothead

what is a kilo?

 

[El Stormo]

And pants would keep butts from dirtying up chairs I wanna sit in.

Yeah, indeed. Imagine if you didn't wear any pants and let out a fart-with-sauce. At least when you have pants on, you can pretend it didn't happen