hi, i am an ailing messageboard

[goatschool]

and i am here to ask you if you could perhaps spare some change or a few dollars so that i could get something to refresh my database or find a place to stay on the interweb, which i have found to be a dangerous place. *

 

[goatschool]

* message inspired by a new generation of 4,5,6 line panhandlers, all of whom seem to have the same scriptwriter. **

 

[goatschool]

** this thread is definitely exclusionary.

 

[lizard]

Al Gore invented the interweb.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

WHOAH


dude just hit me up with that line today at the grocery store!