hi, i'm new.

[minxnim]

i'm not out to get you dude, but i am not letting you near any of my sammiches.

 

[avi]

i dunno... can I trust you?

 

[minxnim]

whoa!

 

[ducttape]

Originally posted by avi
hey guys, I like mayo! step off!

you i could hang with. i don't know about the rest of these mayo bashers.

 

[chupe666]

Mayo is borderline. At least it's got a decent taste. It's Miracle Whip I can't stand. But the overall blobby-heartstopping-coagulatory nature of both is pretty nasty.

 

[FrostGiant]

Mayo rules. Miracle Whip rules. Mustard sucks.

 

[ducttape]

Originally posted by chupe666
blobby-heartstopping-coagulatory nature

that is what i love about it. i do, however, agree with you on the miracle whip. that shit just sucks.

 

[azal]

I think mustard rules equally....especially the brown spicey kind.

Anyone ever have green ketchup....
they were selling it last holiday season...it was like Grich special ketchup...
it was green, but it tasted like regular ketchup...
it just looked nasty like some busted some green-apple-splatters on your fries...

 

[Stultus]

1 Mayo is needed in order to make tuna salad.

2 Tuna salad = tasty.

1+2
||
\/
Mayo = tasty.

 

[azal]

that equation makes no sense

 

[ducttape]

Originally posted by FrostGiant
Mayo rules. Miracle Whip rules. Mustard sucks.

is this your site?

 

[ducttape]

Originally posted by azal
that equation makes no sense

nor does this thread. (thanks to the rapists)

 

[avi]

best mustard ever:

combining mustard with beer, so you know it's all good.

 

[ducttape]

i want to eat a brat now.

 

[xfer]

I refuse to get embroiled in an anti-mayonnaise thread every month, no matter how legitimate the platform of the anti-mayonnaisers. I'll end up popping a blood vessel and having to purchase t-shirts from nomayo.com to calm down.

Mustard is the king of condiments, and ketchup a mere prime minister.

 

[minxnim]

jack daniels mustard is TRES DECE as the french would say.
my aunt always brings that up for me from tennessee.

 

[FrostGiant]

is this your site?

No, I like ketchup and ham. I don't like catsup or canadian bacon though.

 

[GRIND.KILLED.EMO.]

dude, mayo is badass, miracle whip is fucking salad dress and mr. ducttape hear makes more awkaward replies then i do.

 

[azal]

not more spelling mistakes though.

 

[GRIND.KILLED.EMO.]

no one makes as many typos as I for I am.... :looses interest in what he's saying and sorta kinda walks around for a little bit: