Hilarious Metal Article in The Onion

[soundave]

A friend of mine sent me a link to this article. Holy crap, I laughed my ass off. Enjoy!

 

[NeverIsForever]

your link is not working

 

[soundave]

Crap. Thanks.

screw the link, here's the URL:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/42365

Hopefully that works. Check it out on www.bemetal.com if that still doesn't work for some reason.

 

[Lost_Orchid]

That was mildly funny due to the insane stupidity of it.

 

[FRUGiHOYi]

I already saw that YESTERDAY, you n00b!

 

[Minion520]

that was actually not funny at all

 

[soundave]

That was mildly funny due to the insane stupidity of it.

Well, it's The Onion. It's gonna be sort of outrageous. Just trying to share the funny.

@Frugihoy: Wow. I'm crushed, since I started this thread with you in mind and everything...

Perhaps hilarious was overstating it a bit. Bad word choice.

 

[T-Rat]

"The SMC has experienced deep ideological rifts in the past that have affected its ability to make strong decisions, most notably during the lengthy trial and eventual sentencing of Metallica drummer Lars Ulrich, who was indicted in 2004 on charges of cutting his hair, pussing out on Napster, and contributing to the original motion-picture soundtrack of Mission: Impossible 2."

now, that was funny...
and the first link worked for me...
thanks for sharing, i needed it.

 

[Abhorsen]

I enjoyed it too. Thanks for posting it dude. The Onion rules.

 

[soundave]

You're welcome.