holy bejesus: my huge mean obese coworker has a giant candy dispenser on her desk

[XzanderX]

when I was there, the guy I was there with got stuck in that ride!!! the workers got all scared cause we started talkin about LEGAL ACTIONS, so they gave us free food and candy!!!

 

[avi]

Zander and his fat friend, stuck in the Hershey ride. I can see it now.

 

[xfer]

CUTE!

NOT SO CUTE:

 

[xfer]

preppy, you should make a peace offering to these mean co-workres, and buy them tix to Hershey Park. they would adore you 4-eva.

 

[XzanderX]

Originally posted by avi
Zander and his fat friend, stuck in the Hershey ride. I can see it now.

hehe well he got stuck with his leg in that safety bar thing that the lock you in with, it was brilliant

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

I particularly enjoy the chocolate factory ride in which you discover that the hershey manufacturing procedure apparently involves some sort of nuclear reactor/warp drive/intelligent computer thing with lots of flashing colored lights.

 

[minxnim]

wow, what happened to my thread? this is about my obese coworker. hello?

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

see what happens when you abandon threads??

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

some great pics that I found while doing a search for 'morbidly obese'

 

[minxnim]

oh my god. that rat is so fat.
josh, remember when that girl on bco used to lose her shit when i would say 'morbidly obese'? like, HELLO YES BEING FAT ACTUALLY KILLZ PEOPLE DEAL WITH IT.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

yeah who the *^&% was that?

 

[xfer]

yeah, and when you're mordbidly obese you have to get your son or daughter to lift up and clean under the giant flap of fat that extends over your special place down to your knees! GROSS.

or you don't. GROSSER.

 

[XzanderX]

Originally posted by the_preppy
that girl on bco

oh my, is that what it has come to?!!?

 

[avi]

hahah those pics are awesome.

 

[minxnim]

was it alysia? i can't even remember now. anyway, that sucked. i was like face the music! it's not GOOD FOR YOU!

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

yeah alysia, totally. man, she had some bags under HER eyes, thats all I remember about her.

 

[minxnim]

the funny thing is, i wasn't even being insulting when i wrote that. and it's a medical term. and she like, was just waiting to hate on my size 0 wearing ass. i was like WALK IT OFF. (literally)