Holy Crap

[FretsAflame]

The people in the christian chatrooms are terrible people - look at this

totally believable story, totally unreal and unchristian response.

 

[Bill Clinton]

The people in the christian chatrooms are terrible people - look at this

totally believable story, totally unreal and unchristian response.

Holy Crap it's invisible. They used to do this with intelligence
in the White House.


-Bill

 

[FretsAflame]

Exhibit A - Room convo in #christians



* Stitcher sets mode: +v JohnLEv
<JohnLEv> thank you
* Olina has joined #Christians
<mskipper> hi john
* Stitcher sets mode: +v Olina
<JohnLEv> hi skipper
<JohnLEv> what's going on?
<mskipper> no much right now - how are you?
<JohnLEv> im new to irc... this is really the only room that interests me...
<JohnLEv> im kind of bored...
<mskipper> nice to meet you
<mskipper> where are you from?
<JohnLEv> im from Virginia
<JohnLEv> its nice to meet you as well
<JohnLEv> where are you from?
<mskipper> interesting - so perhaps that did help in some way?
<mskipper> oops
<mskipper> I am from Alberta
<Olina> I have a friend in Mayerthorpe, AB skipper
<mskipper> hi olina - neat
<mskipper> where are you olina?
<Olina> Colorado
<JohnLEv> did what help in some way?
<JohnLEv> i am confused...
<mskipper> sorry john wrong channel
<JohnLEv> oh i see
<JohnLEv> its okay
* jesus_c has joined #Christians
* Stitcher sets mode: +v jesus_c
<JohnLEv> hi jesus
<JohnLEv> how do you pronounce your name?
<JohnLEv> i am sorry
<JohnLEv> that could have been offensive
<Olina> skipper, did you use to go to undernet?
<JohnLEv> i am very bored, i am sorry
<jesus_c> umm sorry I can't help you there good sir
<JohnLEv> with my boredom?
<mskipper> yes olina - did I know you there?
<JohnLEv> you can talk to me...
<mskipper> jesus - please change your nick for this channel
<jesus_c> no wiht the pronunciation
<jesus_c> hmm ok then mskipper!!
* jesus_c is now known as holy_sh
<Olina> maybe we met on undernet, your nick is familiar
<mskipper> what channels do you go to there olina?
* mskipper sets mode: +b *!corpsefxck@dialup-67.27.60.12.Dial1.Cincinnati1.Level3.net
* holy_sh was kicked by mskipper (holy_sh)
<Olina> were you in #theriver?
<JohnLEv> w0w
<mskipper> no - don't think ever
* RJS has joined #Christians
* Stitcher sets mode: +v RJS
<JohnLEv> what a meanie - using the lords name in vain
<JohnLEv> hi rjs!
<JohnLEv> where are you from?
<Olina> what channel did you go there skipper?
<RJS> hello
<JohnLEv> where are you from?
<mskipper> olina - I used to go to #chain there and #charis sometimes
<Olina> oh chain, yes
<RJS> mmmmmm chain
<mskipper> rjs - you know of it?
<Olina> you know the moderator named Mike from AZ?
* _Wraith_ has joined #Christians
* Stitcher sets mode: +v _Wraith_
<JohnLEv> oh no
<mskipper> yes I did know him - had met him in fact
<JohnLEv> not him
<JohnLEv> he silenced me for no reason in the catholics room
<_Wraith_> Any live ops?
<Olina> did you know he passed away?
<_Wraith_> DoveCat?
<mskipper> I am wraith
<Dove-Cat> Hello
<JohnLEv> oh you are?
<JohnLEv> i must be mistaken...
<mskipper> yes I did know that olina very sad
<Olina> yea
<mskipper> do you still go there olina?
<JohnLEv> ...
<JohnLEv> what are you guys talking about?
<JohnLEv> i am confused
<JohnLEv> oh hey
<RJS> I can self sodomize myself, but sometimes it gets stuck in my sphincter and I have to muster up a big fart to pop it free
<mskipper> we are talking about a channel on #undernet
* RJS has left #Christians
<Olina> sometimes
<JohnLEv> i have a serious question
<mskipper> !dv rjs
<JohnLEv> ewwwwww
<JohnLEv> anyhow
<JohnLEv> i have a serious question
<JohnLEv> i was hoping you could answer for me
<_Wraith_> Yeah, that is why I silenced you guys on #Catholic
<JohnLEv> what guys?
* sk84Jesus has joined #Christians
* Stitcher sets mode: +v sk84Jesus
<JohnLEv> so it was you wraith
<JohnLEv> you're a meanie
<JohnLEv> im just bored
<JohnLEv> but i do have a question
<sk84Jesus> hi
<JohnLEv> its really bugging me
<JohnLEv> and i think someone in here might be able to help
<Olina> I gotta go
<Olina> bye all
<JohnLEv> im worried about my friend
<sk84Jesus> bye
<JohnLEv> by olina!!!
* KrIp has joined #Christians
<JohnLEv> but yeah
<mskipper> come again olina
* Stitcher sets mode: +v KrIp
<JohnLEv> im worried about my friend
* Olina has quit IRC
<mskipper> you said that
<JohnLEv> do you think you can help me come to terms with what he's been doing?
<JohnLEv> because i think he may be involved with drugs
<sk84Jesus> i'm sorry
<JohnLEv> his brother is what my mother calls "a big cokehead"
<JohnLEv> and my friend has been acting strange lately
<mskipper> why do you think he is on drugs?
<JohnLEv> because his brother is
<JohnLEv> and he's been acting strange lately
<JohnLEv> the other day
<mskipper> doesn't mean he is
<JohnLEv> he went into my bathroom for half an hour
<JohnLEv> and when he came out there was white stuff all over the sink
<sk84Jesus> maybe he threw up?
<JohnLEv> no
* [kp] has quit IRC (Read error: Operation timed out)
<JohnLEv> it was powdery
<JohnLEv> it was like dust
<mskipper> so john - just ask him
<JohnLEv> i asked my mom what it could be
<JohnLEv> but wait
<JohnLEv> there's more
<JohnLEv> i was at his house yesterday
<JohnLEv> and i found a really small bag of white stuff in his shoebox
<JohnLEv> that's where he keeps all his important stuff
<JohnLEv> and there was this rock
<JohnLEv> and a spoon and a lighter
<sk84Jesus> oh my god
<JohnLEv> i dont know what it was for
<_Wraith_> God bless you all. You are more than ready for the #nevermore kiddies
<JohnLEv> and then under it there was a magazine with naked ladies in it
* Dove-Cat sets mode: -v JohnLEv
<sk84Jesus> well that's not bad... i read one of those magazines once
<JohnLEv> i think he got them from his brother
#Christians Cannot send to channel
<sk84Jesus> i mean looked at the pictures... not read it
<JohnLEv> hey
#Christians Cannot send to channel
<sk84Jesus> my mom found it though
<mskipper> so dove - did you stock up the channel with new crayons and coloring books?
<sk84Jesus> so i wasn't allowed to skate for a week
<Dove-Cat> I was hoping you did MSK
<mskipper> looks like we really need to dove
<_Wraith_> sk84Jesus, why do you guys feel compelled to go to channels such as this and try to cause problems?
<Dove-Cat> I agree msk
<_Wraith_> You really don't shock anyone
<sk84Jesus> sorry what channels?
<sk84Jesus> the ones i go to are skaters and catholics... and now this
<sk84Jesus> why would i shock you?
<sk84Jesus> i know all of you have seen pictures of naked ladies, i'm not trying to shock anyone, just sharing my experiences
<_Wraith_> Well, they have their own rules here. We do not allow people into #Catholic that call themselves "Satan himself" in their /whois...
<mskipper> so dove - how's your weather there?
<Dove-Cat> cold and snowy
<Dove-Cat> typical winter in Chicago
<_Wraith_> Skipper - it is 2 degrees in northern Michigan, as we speak!
<mskipper> do you have much snow?
<_Wraith_> brrrr
<mskipper> pretty cool
<_Wraith_> We need snow, though
<mskipper> we had it sooo cold earlier in the week - but it has warmed up
<Dove-Cat> we have about 7 inches on
<mskipper> tha is quite a bit
<mskipper> that
<Dove-Cat> we had a big dump last weekend
<Dove-Cat> then it just keeps snowing
<Dove-Cat> inch here
<Dove-Cat> inch there
<Dove-Cat> just winter
<sk84Jesus> ok I confess I don't skate
* _Wraith_ has left #Christians
<sk84Jesus> i'm sorry it's just hard to do
<JohnLEv>
#Christians Cannot send to channel
<sk84Jesus> i should probably be doing something productive
* sk84Jesus has left #Christians
* Retrieving #Christians modes...

 

[FretsAflame]

Exhibit B - Personal Plea

<JohnLEv> hey
<JohnLEv> what is -v?
<JohnLEv> why can i not talk?
<mskipper> means you can no longer talk - we got tired of your silliness
<JohnLEv> what silliness?
<JohnLEv> im worried about my friend!
<mskipper> ya sure ok - talk to your pastor about it
<JohnLEv> i dont have a pastor
<JohnLEv> the only church in my town is a church of scientology
<mskipper> hehehhe - oh ya sure it is
<JohnLEv> and then there is a jehovah's witness center
<JohnLEv> no really
<JohnLEv> i live in loudoun county virginia
<JohnLEv> the church is really small
<mskipper> come on john - you and your buddies need to cause trouble elsewhere
<JohnLEv> it's right next to the high school
<JohnLEv> what buddies?
<JohnLEv> why won't you help me?
<JohnLEv> you would rather talk about the snow than help a scared 14 year old boy who is about to lose his only friend to the wrong crowd?
<JohnLEv> i thought this was a christian channel
<JohnLEv> not the weather channel
<mskipper> if I thought for a minute you were serious I would love to help you
<JohnLEv> why would i not be serious?
<JohnLEv> only my sister is allowed to be on the computer
<JohnLEv> and she's just weird
<JohnLEv> this is her computer
<JohnLEv> but i really need help
<JohnLEv> so i broke the rules
<JohnLEv> my parents won't listen to me
<mskipper> then you better get off
<JohnLEv> they just don't want me to hang out with him
<JohnLEv> and i cant talk to his parents
<mskipper> so what kind of help do you need?
<JohnLEv> because they are weird like my sister
<JohnLEv> i want to know what i should do
<JohnLEv> i dont have very much experience with this
<mskipper> talk to him - ask him if he is doing drugs
<JohnLEv> i dont want to lose my friend
<mskipper> and talk to your school counsellor
<JohnLEv> i know he'sbeen doing drugs
<JohnLEv> im not in school
<mskipper> heheheh - 14 and out of school eh
<JohnLEv> there was a fire and i won't be in school for at least another week
<JohnLEv> some bad kids broke into the school
<JohnLEv> and set a fire
<mskipper> sigh - you need help with your story telling
<JohnLEv> they caught them
<JohnLEv> but we cant go back yet
<mskipper> good - then phone the guidance counsellor at home
<JohnLEv> i dont have his number
<mskipper> phone the principal
<JohnLEv> and he lives an hour away in arlington
<JohnLEv> i dont have his number either
<mskipper> hehehhehe ya sure
<JohnLEv> why would i have his number?
<mskipper> anyway - talk to someone you trust
<JohnLEv> i only have the number of the front office
<JohnLEv> i only trust my friend
<mskipper> cause no school would shut down and not have school even with a fire
<JohnLEv> hes my only friend
<mskipper> then you need to get more friends
<JohnLEv> but hes good
<JohnLEv> just his brother's bad
<JohnLEv> and he looks up to him
<JohnLEv> and i dont want him too
<mskipper> you just told me he is doing drugs
<JohnLEv> exactly
<JohnLEv> but it just started
<mskipper> when school gets back in - go and talk to teachers
<JohnLEv> i think
<JohnLEv> but thats a long time!
<JohnLEv> can i call the police?
<mskipper> you said a week
<mskipper> if you like
<JohnLEv> what would they do?
<JohnLEv> i dont want my friend to go away
<mskipper> or call a teen hot line or drug line
<JohnLEv> and they would put him up for adoption
<JohnLEv> do you have a number for that?
<mskipper> hehehhehe - no they wouldn't
<JohnLEv> yes they would
<JohnLEv> and im scared of that
<mskipper> no - you have to look in your own phone directly
<JohnLEv> i checked that already
<JohnLEv> let me say it again
<JohnLEv> i live in a very small town
<mskipper> I can do nothing from this far away - sorry
<JohnLEv> well you're an adult
<mskipper> and I know that your town has more churches than you say it does
<JohnLEv> you can help me work this out
<mskipper> who says I am an adult????
<JohnLEv> well i can't get to them
<JohnLEv> i cant drive
<mskipper> phone them
<JohnLEv> unless i stole my parents car
<JohnLEv> but that would be bad
<mskipper> grow up
<JohnLEv> but my dad says that priests are gay
<JohnLEv> im only 14!
<JohnLEv> it takes time silly!
<mskipper> bye - I have had enough
<JohnLEv> wait!
<JohnLEv> you've helped me figure a couple of things out
<JohnLEv> so maybe i should call the cops?
<JohnLEv> are you sure they wouldn't put him up for adoption?
<mskipper> if you like
<JohnLEv> but i dont want him to get adopted
<JohnLEv> how are they going to help him?
<JohnLEv> i dont want my friend to go away
<JohnLEv> aren't you supposed to help people?

 

[FretsAflame]

Exhibit C - Another bad person
<JohnLEv> can you help me?
<Dove-Cat> help you what?
<JohnLEv> my friend is in trouble
<JohnLEv> and the rest of you are mean people
<JohnLEv> even though you wouldn't let me talk anymore
<JohnLEv> skipper helped me a little
<JohnLEv> but he is mean
<JohnLEv> and i dont want to retype it all
<JohnLEv> ill just paste it
<Dove-Cat> well ... before you start
<Dove-Cat> you were in #nevermore
<JohnLEv> yeah
<JohnLEv> that RJS guy invited me
<JohnLEv> i dont know why
<JohnLEv> he said he could help
<JohnLEv> but then they just yelled at me
<JohnLEv> and told me that umm
<JohnLEv> uh..
<JohnLEv> they said something about manbabies
<JohnLEv> and then they told me they were going to kill me
<Dove-Cat> John, or whatever your real name is,
<Dove-Cat> look
<Dove-Cat> I've been on irc since 1994
<JohnLEv> uhuh
<Dove-Cat> I've seen every manner of trolling
<JohnLEv> does that mean you can help me?
<Dove-Cat> I'm really not interested in trolling
<JohnLEv> what is trolling?
<JohnLEv> im only 14
<JohnLEv> i cant fish yet
<JohnLEv> why would you ignore me?
<JohnLEv> im just a kid
<JohnLEv> i just want help
<JohnLEv> how come everyone is so mean
<JohnLEv> why wont anyone help me?
<JohnLEv> how come all the people in the christian chat room are so mean?
<Dove-Cat> your trolling is pathetic
<Dove-Cat> now
<JohnLEv> geez - i thought you were supposed to be able to turn to your faith for help
<JohnLEv> what is trolling?
<Dove-Cat> try your school counselor or family pastor.
<JohnLEv> you didnt read what we were talking about did you?
<JohnLEv> he said the same thing
<JohnLEv> i told him that we aren't in school right now because of a fire
<JohnLEv> and there is not a big church in my town
<JohnLEv> i live in a really small town
<Dove-Cat> so go to a little church
<Dove-Cat> thre is a pastor in your town.
<JohnLEv> the only churches here we have
<JohnLEv> we have a church of sciento.. umm
<JohnLEv> sciences... sceine .. scientology
<Dove-Cat> so go there
<JohnLEv> and a church for jehovah's witnesses
<Dove-Cat> good
<Dove-Cat> go there
<JohnLEv> but isn't the church of science against god?
<JohnLEv> but the witness hall is far away
<JohnLEv> its like 11 miles from my house
<Dove-Cat> look troll somewhere else
<JohnLEv> and i dont have a car
<Dove-Cat> I'm not interested in your stories
<JohnLEv> i have a bike though
<JohnLEv> what stories?
<Dove-Cat> reporting you to an oper
<Dove-Cat> leave me alone
<JohnLEv> what is an oper?
<JohnLEv> i really don't know why won't you help me?
<JohnLEv> why do you think im lying?
<JohnLEv> my friend is in trouble
<JohnLEv> i just dont want to have to call the police
<JohnLEv> because then my friend will be adopted
<JohnLEv> and he'll have to go live somewhere else
<JohnLEv> he is my only friend
<JohnLEv> you are a very bad person
<JohnLEv> you would rather talk about snow than help a kid
<JohnLEv> im gonna go try my luck with the people in #nevermore
<JohnLEv> it was on my sister's favorites
<JohnLEv> maybe if i tell them im her brother they'll stop yelling at me and help me

 

[FretsAflame]

Holy Crap it's invisible. They used to do this with intelligence
in the White House.


-Bill

HAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO!!! HAHAHA LOL

 

[Brett]

Well you WERE playing a prank on them and they probably knew it.

Sure it's funny as hell but they don't have to put up with it.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

hahaha, you should have known better than to realize that they can do a /whois and figure out all the channels you're in

 

[Bill Clinton]

The people in the christian chatrooms are terrible people - look at this

totally believable story, totally unreal and unchristian response.

Those christians sound like a bunch of bitches.

Half of em are probably related to Hillary.
Dont tell her I said that


-Bill

 

[PlatypusJesus]

 

[FretsAflame]

hahaha, you should have known better than to realize that they can do a /whois and figure out all the channels you're in

moron - i know that - i quit the nevermore channel before i went into the christian channel

and i was just testing them - i was being serious... most of the stuff about my town is true I can't believe this though...

I mean, I'm a christian, I would never pass up the opportunity to help someone.

 

[Bill Clinton]

Shit brother, Hillary doesnt even like bukkake!

-Bill

 

[FretsAflame]

Well you WERE playing a prank on them and they probably knew it.

Sure it's funny as hell but they don't have to put up with it.

it wasn't quite a prank - it was more of an experiment. Note the absence of verbal abuse on my part. As well as insanely outrageous stories.

 

[unknown]

alright...

what kind of a dumbass school gives the students the phone number of the principal or guidance counselor? honestly?

 

[FretsAflame]

alright...

what kind of a dumbass school gives the students the phone number of the principal or guidance counselor? honestly?

seriously

 

[unknown]

GDI, Frets, go to bed!


Jeremy is waiting

 

[PlatypusJesus]

*sprawls out on bed* *pats matress gently* Come to bed, steve.....daddy's waiting.

 

[Profanity]

Interesting thread.

 

[Bill Clinton]

^^^^Shitstain



-Bill

 

[Karmic]

bah

the trick is, to leave the nevermore channel
so they cant see where you come from