holy shit read this..star trek hahahah

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Klingon interpreter sought for mental health patients
May 12 2003





Position Available: Interpreter, must be fluent in Klingon.

The language created for the "Star Trek" TV series and movies is one of about 55 needed by the office that treats mental health patients in metropolitan Multnomah County, Oregon.

"We have to provide information in all the languages our clients speak," said Jerry Jelusich, a procurement specialist for the county Department of Human Services, which serves about 60,000 mental health clients.

Although created for works of fiction, Klingon was designed to have a consistent grammar, syntax and vocabulary.

And now Multnomah County research has found that many people - and not just fans - consider it a complete language.



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"There are some cases where we've had mental health patients where this was all they would speak," said the county's purchasing administrator, Franna Hathaway.

County officials said that obliges them to respond with a Klingon-English interpreter, putting the language of starship Enterprise officer Worf and other Klingon characters on a par with common languages such as Russian and Vietnamese, and less common tongues including Dari and Tongan.

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well theres a few chick trekkies here and there that im sure have trekkie boyfriends/husbands so theres some that do. and the casual star trek fan that can talk about somthing other than star trek has a pretty good chance. so uhhh i kinda forgot what my point was. im pretty sure it was overall in agreement though.
-neal
 
Anyone who is stupid enough to forget their first language, or teach a child only Klingon should be exterminated.