Hot Poker!

[KillerGon]

as long as steve won't kick my ass for saying so: Nikki

i'd probably do the 70% of the chicks over here

 

[bleeding_me]

i agree 100%

 

[Lady_Relic]

Yes please.

 

[KillerGon]

lol, jens ludwig

 

[CRrEiTsIRED]

do i have to say anything else?

Yeah, she's totally hot.

 

[dreams_of_eternal_hate]

lacuna coil front biatch

 

[MIMA]

Jessica Alba is damn hot!!

And as for me, Wentworth Miller

 

[+VictimOfTheNight+]

Well, now I have to say Teemu Mäntysaari from Wintersun. Ohmygoodgod...

 

[SteveAwesome]

Dreamfucks are Sarah Silverman, Kate Winslet, Christina Applegate, Julia Louis-Dreyfuss, my best friend's cousin Rachel, and the mom from that show The Riches.

Also Christina Ricci. But only in her Wednesday Addams attire. She was my first celebrity crush.

And the mom on Married...With Children. Not only is she SMOKIN' hot, but after being married to Al all those years, she NEEDS a man like me.

and yeah Nikki, I'd do you too.

 

[Deadly]

Perttu-Elessar Kivilaakso, multiple times, thank you very much

he's cute, amazingly talented and passionate, has a weird twisted sense of humour, is sweet as hell and doesn't think he's hot himself, and he's no dumbass either...
above all, he's sexy as hell, he can draw you closer just by the way he looks around him

unfortunately he never walks around naked on the street so i can't rape him there. (and yes, i asked)

 

[KillerGon]

Perttu-Elessar Kivilaakso, multiple times, thank you very much

he's cute, amazingly talented and passionate, has a weird twisted sense of humour, is sweet as hell and doesn't think he's hot himself, and he's no dumbass either...
above all, he's sexy as hell, he can draw you closer just by the way he looks around him

unfortunately he never walks around naked on the street so i can't rape him there. (and yes, i asked)

this world would be better if people just walked naked without any clothes

 

[Deadly]

^I know.... you start...

 

[Belligerent]

Vanessa Minnillo (but that fagboy Nick La-gay is dating her now) *frown*

 

[Swabs]

Eva Longoria, but a bit younger.

 

[KillerGon]

^I know.... you start...

let's both do it at the same time... ready, set... GO!!

*takes off shirt*


































































i'm cold


*puts shirt back on*

 

[Black Core]

i'd probably do the 70% of the chicks over here

agreed

but mostly Mima (what a suprise )

 

[eternal alchemist]

agreed

but mostly Mima (what a suprise )

How many times have you masturbated over MIMA
Divided by
The total amount of times you've masturbated over somebody on the internet
Equals
Your Wank Mass Index!

 

[Swabs]

How many times have you masturbated over MIMA
Divided by
How many times you've masturbated over somebody on the internet
Equals
Your Social Outcast Mass Index!

.

 

[eternal alchemist]

.

You ruined it in a totally classy way

 

[Black Core]

How many times have you masturbated over MIMA
Divided by
The total amount of times you've masturbated over somebody on the internet
Equals
Your Wank Mass Index!

in kilograms?