Hottest chix in metal

[Krilons Resa]

I'm all about that extra half.

 

[Shpongled]

Stunningly average.

 

[Reign in Acai]

is that the chick from Witch Mountain?

Yep. Digging the fuck out of these doom hipsters, going to grab their album later tonight.

Bushes have been penetrated since the dawn of man, lets not act like we're all too good for some sweet sweet lips covered in pubicity. Aurel, let me remind you, I'm quite familiar with gypsies. I know what goes down in your inner sex circles.

 

[Krilons Resa]

Stunningly average.

duh.

 

[lurch70]

how the heck are you familiar with gypsies Jerry?

and who was complaining? merely an observation based on arm hair.

 

[Krilons Resa]

she has no arm hair that i can see from where i am sitting.

 

[dorian gray]

change the angle of your screen

 

[dorian gray]

sweet sweet lips covered in pubicity.

hahahahahaha

 

[lurch70]

she has no arm hair that i can see from where i am sitting.

exactly. it's all on her bush.

 

[dorian gray]

I dunno about all this bush talk. I mean, it sounds cool in principle but in reality I bet it's kinda annoying.

 

[lurch70]

i once almost banged a Thai chica ... she had a hairy bush ... but the hair was sharp like a brillo pad ...
ask me another day why i didn't bang her.

 

[Krilons Resa]

but i think i'm speaking for the whole when i say that we would rather you explain yourself now.

 

[dorian gray]

Seconded.

 

[lurch70]

it went something like ... me and a friend both knew this chica ... took her to a motel together ... piss drunk at 4am from a night out at a dance club.
idea was he bangs her then I ... but I was not about to cross swords with anyone ...
anyway ... I take a walk outsiode while he is suposedely trying to nail her ... 15 minutes later he comes looking for me saying she wants me and he didn't get lucky.

my turn ... see above ... then when the time comes she gets all sober and asks me to tell my friend to get lost (he was squatting in the bathroom)

something went down ... everyone got angry and screaming ... and I remember dropping the broad on some corner ...

this has to be like 17 years ago or so ... anyway that was my only go at Asian poon ... missed it.

carry on.

 

[dorian gray]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

more about the angry and screaming part please hahaha I about fell out of my chair at that

 

[Reign in Acai]

I dunno about all this bush talk. I mean, it sounds cool in principle but in reality I bet it's kinda annoying.

4 more hairs!

it went something like ..

Did she have a shlong bruh? My co-worker has a very similiar tale, but it ends with the bint having junk, the comrade saying "the hell with it", and a friendship dissolved within a blink of an "eye" and a drop of the trough.

I've never seen a fern in the flesh, but aslong as it's nice and tidy and not something akin to jungle warfare, I'd doubt i'd be grossed out to the point where I was no longer torqued. I find arm pit hair far more vile. One little speck and I nearly lose my lunch.

 

[lurch70]

hahha, no schlong.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

where da chicks at?

 

[General Zod]

YUM

I have a thing for women who can sing, so her voice ups her hottness.

By the way, spinning this for the first time right now. Good stuff.

 

[dorian gray]

Obviously not metal...but i just google imaged Vanessa Carlton. Damn. Im never seen someone be able to look so different in photographs. In some shes a knockout, in others shes average and still in others shes downright dowdy. In none of them does she look the same twice. Strange.