How come no one is coming to our aide???

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Because they hate us. Face it, All we are to the turd world is a bank giving out free loans never to be collected on. The fact that No One is helping us just proves me right more and more. We should have left the Tsunami victicms stew in their rotting pile of dead shit. Now you know why I hate these fucking deadbeat countries....
 
We've already heard the reason why they're not gonna help us. A stupid-ass Kraut said the other day that Katrina is global warming punishment for us not signing the Kyoto Treaty!

God, those Krauts and Frogs and other moronic assholes over there are so easily swayed by cheap propaganda. No wonder Josef Goebbels had such an easy time convincing them to Sieg Heil to the Third Reich. Swine!

So we didn't sign pointless, useless Kyoto. Our fault. We're punished. If they believed in God, they might say its divine retribution. If some of them worship the earth goddess, then gaia's got her foot up our ass. Otherwise, its simply "Day After Tomorrow" smug smarminess from Jeff Bridges-type pseudoscientists and finger-wagging dirtbags like Algore.

None of these third-world-loving geniuses presumed that its normal hurricane activity, affected more by oceanic cycles and sunspots. Heaven forbid! Then all that pro-bolshevik pro-poverty global warming mythology would seem less, well, believable.

The worst thing about it is, the oil traders will be encouraged to speculate even higher on the commodities market, driving our gas prices through the roof for no reason other than they're expecting higher prices.

Such a sick, fucked up world we have here!

Jurched
 
Well I agree with 85% of your post, the hurricans that you say are "normal activity" are not normal. Their intesity, duration, and number, has increased over the years. Scientists are studying whether this has to do with the rise in the surface temperature of the oceans (a fact) which is caused by global warming (which is a fact not a myth).

..and yes oil will rise because of this, but thats fine. Im getting sick of people bitching about the cost of gas when they are driving a Chevy Suburban with 35 inch tires, and soccer moms in thier expeditions. Raise the price of gas to 5.00 a gallon. That way poor people can get the fuck off the freeways in their piece of shit beaters, and make rush hour a thing of the past.



Jurched said:

None of these third-world-loving geniuses presumed that its normal hurricane activity, affected more by oceanic cycles and sunspots. Heaven forbid! Then all that pro-bolshevik pro-poverty global warming mythology would seem less, well, believable.

The worst thing about it is, the oil traders will be encouraged to speculate even higher on the commodities market, driving our gas prices through the roof for no reason other than they're expecting higher prices.



Jurched
 
I gotta agree with I_am_138 about the gas situation...sure, we all know it's a bunch of corporate bullshit that gas prices are anywhere near where they are, but he's right about the amount of fucking gigantic SUVs and gas guzzling V8s that are in vogue. I mean what the fuck? Doesn't anyone give a shit about the environment...doesn't anyone remember the gas shortage of the 70's? It's like a fucking conspiracy between the automobile manufacturers and the oil companies. It's the 21st century...we could be using alternative fuels, we could be driving on tires designed to last the life of a car and a million other options we've all heard of or read about in Time, Discover or Popular Mechanics. Why the fuck is someone who is driving a fucking Cadillac Escalade complaining about fuel prices anyway...would you purchase that big fucking fuel burner if you cared about money. Have some common sense!
 
Well I agree with 85% of your post, the hurricans that you say are "normal activity" are not normal.

Well, that's nice. I agree with about -138% of your post. You're full of vegetable oil soaked shit! Hop on the VW van and make sweet love to Hanoi Jane while yer at it.

Their intesity, duration, and number, has increased over the years. Scientists are studying whether this has to do with the rise in the surface temperature of the oceans (a fact) which is caused by global warming (which is a fact not a myth).

Fuck "Scientists who are studying it." They are studying which new Suburban to buy with huge amounts of grant money handed to them by leftist bolshevik universities and special interests.

I'm surrounded by scientists and I know the hoops they have to jump through to get the bread. Scientists are studying NON-FUCKIN-EXISTENT "global warming" because its a hot topic and a money-winner.



..and yes oil will rise because of this, but thats fine. Im getting sick of people bitching about the cost of gas when they are driving a Chevy Suburban with 35 inch tires, and soccer moms in thier expeditions. Raise the price of gas to 5.00 a gallon. That way poor people can get the fuck off the freeways in their piece of shit beaters, and make rush hour a thing of the past.

Wake up and smell the MTBE, you gullible CNN worshipper! Global warming mythology, and taxing to charge peoples' behaviours, is classic dictatorship from the gutter. Thus, its all an attempt by leftist hippies to ruin our country and bring it into the poverty-stricken third world fuckin gutter.



I gotta agree with I_am_138 about the gas situation...Doesn't anyone give a shit about the environment...

Oh, not you too, Schenkadere? I thought we were bro's.

doesn't anyone remember the gas shortage of the 70's?

I fuckin do and I wasn't even born yet! But nobody did shit when they had the chance, so what's the majour issue? My problem ain't with the lack of gas but with the artificial prices. The US's got enough fuel for centuries. By ourselves. 1 Trillion barrels in oil shale alone! (National Geographic's 1981 Energy crisis special issue, for you fuckers who want sources!)

It's like a fucking conspiracy between the automobile manufacturers and the oil companies.

That's nothing new. Both are fueled by huge unions who have millions of retired and crippled employees on permanent pensions to pay. Fuckin welfare states within our state.

It's the 21st century...we could be using alternative fuels, we could be driving on tires designed to last the life of a car and a million other options we've all heard of or read about in Time, Discover or Popular Mechanics.

Popular Mechanics? Not one of their cover stories ever happened. EVER! I mean, they might as well change the name of their magazine to Popular Nerd Wet-Dreams.

Time is one of your media outlets? Shiiiit. Time has pretty pie charts and its writers used to work for Pravda and the Peoples' Liberation Army bulletin.


Why the fuck is someone who is driving a fucking Cadillac Escalade complaining about fuel prices anyway...would you purchase that big fucking fuel burner if you cared about money. Have some common sense!

Goddamn it, they're a fad. Their sales were already slumping before the fuel crisis. Obviously thry don't care about money if their ride costs $64,000.

Jurched
 
Yup...as you say in Rage against the Mac Machine..."Did you forget there's people starving in our own backyard"

You're right Jurched...of course, any shortage is fabricated...I guess our government is waiting for the fucking End of Days. I'm not a tree hugger, but I don't agree with blatant misuse of our resources. If these "fads" didn't exist and there were alternatives that were readily available, there would at least be competition to level prices. We're so far behind the eight ball it would take decades to put a dent in the oil market. Supply and demand, dude. We want, we need, we pay.
 
You make me laugh because you actually think you are smart. Come back with some sources to your claims, and then maybe your credibility will go up. Anyone can google the shit you spew, doesnt make it a fact. \

Oh yeah, the scientist you work with, or around, or next to...they want you to make sure the coffee is fresh in the morning. Just because you work in a building with scientis doesnt make you a scientist. So get back to me some sources for your mumbo jumbo.

And by the way..SUV buying is not a fad. Their sales are not slumping, but again, please come back with sources, anyone can type anything, doesnt make it true.


Jurched said:
Well I agree with 85% of your post, the hurricans that you say are "normal activity" are not normal.

Well, that's nice. I agree with about -138% of your post. You're full of vegetable oil soaked shit! Hop on the VW van and make sweet love to Hanoi Jane while yer at it.

Their intesity, duration, and number, has increased over the years. Scientists are studying whether this has to do with the rise in the surface temperature of the oceans (a fact) which is caused by global warming (which is a fact not a myth).

Fuck "Scientists who are studying it." They are studying which new Suburban to buy with huge amounts of grant money handed to them by leftist bolshevik universities and special interests.

I'm surrounded by scientists and I know the hoops they have to jump through to get the bread. Scientists are studying NON-FUCKIN-EXISTENT "global warming" because its a hot topic and a money-winner.



..and yes oil will rise because of this, but thats fine. Im getting sick of people bitching about the cost of gas when they are driving a Chevy Suburban with 35 inch tires, and soccer moms in thier expeditions. Raise the price of gas to 5.00 a gallon. That way poor people can get the fuck off the freeways in their piece of shit beaters, and make rush hour a thing of the past.

Wake up and smell the MTBE, you gullible CNN worshipper! Global warming mythology, and taxing to charge peoples' behaviours, is classic dictatorship from the gutter. Thus, its all an attempt by leftist hippies to ruin our country and bring it into the poverty-stricken third world fuckin gutter.



I gotta agree with I_am_138 about the gas situation...Doesn't anyone give a shit about the environment...

Oh, not you too, Schenkadere? I thought we were bro's.

doesn't anyone remember the gas shortage of the 70's?

I fuckin do and I wasn't even born yet! But nobody did shit when they had the chance, so what's the majour issue? My problem ain't with the lack of gas but with the artificial prices. The US's got enough fuel for centuries. By ourselves. 1 Trillion barrels in oil shale alone! (National Geographic's 1981 Energy crisis special issue, for you fuckers who want sources!)

It's like a fucking conspiracy between the automobile manufacturers and the oil companies.

That's nothing new. Both are fueled by huge unions who have millions of retired and crippled employees on permanent pensions to pay. Fuckin welfare states within our state.

It's the 21st century...we could be using alternative fuels, we could be driving on tires designed to last the life of a car and a million other options we've all heard of or read about in Time, Discover or Popular Mechanics.

Popular Mechanics? Not one of their cover stories ever happened. EVER! I mean, they might as well change the name of their magazine to Popular Nerd Wet-Dreams.

Time is one of your media outlets? Shiiiit. Time has pretty pie charts and its writers used to work for Pravda and the Peoples' Liberation Army bulletin.


Why the fuck is someone who is driving a fucking Cadillac Escalade complaining about fuel prices anyway...would you purchase that big fucking fuel burner if you cared about money. Have some common sense!

Goddamn it, they're a fad. Their sales were already slumping before the fuel crisis. Obviously thry don't care about money if their ride costs $64,000.

Jurched
 
Did Dubya or the any official ask the UN for help? I know the Red Cross works in New Orleans.

Katrina hit 2 days ago, it usually takes 4 to 5 days before international help can arrive. Logistics is the biggest problem and where tornados, storms, fires and quakes have swept through roads, communications and waterdistribution the first thing to do before sending down blankets, medicines and generators is to decide where they are needed.

After the Tsunami some country sent down blankets to an area where they needed excavators and fresh water.
 
wow we went from natural disasters to oil to cars to scientist...holy shit this place is getting smart. But seriously, first of all there is more huricanes and such not just because of global warming (which is a fact) but also because of that tsunami. Ever since then there has been a shift in the earth's alignment and they have said that weather would change all around the world. I don't now if you've noticed but there has been a lot of natural incident through the world, shit last week europe got flooded in areas where floods never made it on TV bcs they were so small.
For the oil shortage part, well there is an oil shortage, but not in the reserves simply in production. 1/4 of our daily oil comes from the gulf of mexico and now refineries have been lost which means we need to open the National stockpile and sell a little so that prices dont jump too high.
but then again, who cares, everyone wants to drive their big trucks bcs its whats kool on TV. Everyone has an ego problem if their engine isnt bigger than their neighbors. I say fuck it, if you complain about the price of gas bcs your 30gallon tank goes out within 200miles then fuck you bcs when you bought that truck there was a sticker that warned you about gas effiency and last i read an SUV averages 18mpg.
Oh and yes the auto-oil conspiracy sounds plosible, look at dodge, they came out with the HEMI's Ram, Magnum and the new Charger knowing that oil was gona go up. Why??? American manufacturers are gona run themselves down to the ground with this shit bcs in the meantime japanese are developing more and more gas efficient cars. look at the Toyota Prius (the hybrid car) you have to be on a waiting list to get one, and if you do get one you get $2500 back at the end of the year for saving the environment, i dont see Ford or GM doing that, why???
Anyway, who gives a fuck, we're all gona die so we might as well abuse of everything now and leave a dark future for our childrens.
 
You make me laugh because you actually think you are smart. Come back with some sources to your claims, and then maybe your credibility will go up. Anyone can google the shit you spew, doesnt make it a fact.

Of course I make you laugh! I make a lot o people laugh, bc I have a great sense of humour and get off on making hippy shits like you boil in your own phlegm!

Oh yeah, the scientist you work with, or around, or next to...they want you to make sure the coffee isfresh in the morning.

Now that was a funny line! I'll save that one! :tickled:

Just because you work in a building with scientis doesnt make you a scientist. So get back to me some sources for your mumbo jumbo.

"Mumbo Jumbo?" There's a scientific term from a total faggit.

And by the way..SUV buying is not a fad. Their sales are not slumping, but again, please come back with sources, anyone can type anything, doesnt make it true.

CBS Evening News starring Bob Schieffer was my source on the SUV buying slump which has caused GM stocks to go junk. An old-school lib for you, muthafucka.
And why do you want "sources," anyway? What is this, Scientific American weekly with Alan Alda? You only want a source that tells you what you've heard at every Earth Day awareness pamphlet table since you were in the fourth grade, bitch!

I'll stick to my well-known position that GLOBAL WARMING IS FUCKIN DISHWATER FOR THE BRAIN FROM ALL OF YOUR FAGGIT ASSHOLES and that's how its gonna be!

Ta da! :D

...fuckers.



Jurched
 
wow we went from natural disasters to oil to cars to scientist...holy shit this place is getting smart.

Nah, just smart-ass. Its as stupid as ever.

But seriously, first of all there is more huricanes and such not just because of global warming (which is a fact) but also because of that tsunami.

What's a fact, that everyone believes something because its COOL dude? Well, I admit it, I'm a Tom Dachle definition of a Republican: I want to starve childen, kill old people, and pollute the air and water. (Source: Tom Daschle on Meet the Press, 1995, for that fuckin asshole I_AM_138th_of_a_man)

Ever since then there has been a shift in the earth's alignment and they have said that weather would change all around the world.

Oh yeah, I've heard of that. Preclination, the 23,500 year cycle of the earth's wobble. Robert Bauval and Graham Hancock have written all about that. But they also said that Atlantis was located beneath Antarctic ice and the Freemasons are Atlantean survivors with hidden knowledge to save us all. Conspiracies everywhere!

I don't now if you've noticed but there has been a lot of natural incident through the world, shit last week europe got flooded in areas where floods never made it on TV bcs they were so small.

That's right, Switzerland is pissed they've been taken off the news!

For the oil shortage part, well there is an oil shortage, but not in the reserves simply in production. 1/4 of our daily oil comes from the gulf of mexico and now refineries have been lost which means we need to open the National stockpile and sell a little so that prices dont jump too high.

If those fuckin hippies didn't get in the way, then we'd be able to refine light sweet crude from 9,500 private wells all across Oklahoma and Tejas. Those folks've been waiting decades to cash in on their Texas Tea, but foreign oil's always been cheaper.

but then again, who cares, everyone wants to drive their big trucks bcs its whats kool on TV. Everyone has an ego problem if their engine isnt bigger than their neighbors. Oh and yes the auto-oil conspiracy sounds plosible, look at dodge, they came out with the HEMI's Ram, Magnum and the new Charger knowing that oil was gona go up.

Fuck yeah! SUVs are down but muscle cars, a la 1966 are in. The consumers are setting the pace and now they can afford the GTO they wanted when they were teenagers. A few years ago, it was the roadster that all these oldies wanted when they were teens in the 1950s.

Why??? American manufacturers are gona run themselves down to the ground with this shit bcs in the meantime japanese are developing more and more gas efficient cars.

Already there, man. They are fucked.

look at the Toyota Prius (the hybrid car) you have to be on a waiting list to get one, and if you do get one you get $2500 back at the end of the year for saving the environment, i dont see Ford or GM doing that, why???

Prius and other hybrids are a sham. They get good gas mileage, but a 1992 Geo Metro gets 50% more distance with a regular motor than these hybrids. They are some serious hype. Even the EPA got in the act, reporting completely false ratings that are now adjusted to the correct mileage.

Anyway, who gives a fuck, we're all gona die so we might as well abuse of everything now and leave a dark future for our childrens.

Nobody's having kids anymore, so we'll abuse the system, abuse the environment, and die poor, hungry, and alone. LIVE IT UP NOW, muthafuckas!

Jurched
 
Because third world countrys have nothing to give. And everyone else is pissed because we fucked them on the oil for food scandle.... we dont need their help anyways, now if the american people get together like they did for the tsunami, (1 billion dollars was what they (the american people) gave to another country) it will be interesting to see how much they come up with this time.... I bet it isnt even half.
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Hawng said:
Because third world countrys have nothing to give. And everyone else is pissed because we fucked them on the oil for food scandle.... we dont need their help anyways, now if the american people get together like they did for the tsunami, it will be interesting to see how much they come up with this time.... I bet it isnt even half.

Gas here costs seven bucks a gallon. I heard a guy filled a couple of water cooler with gas and refused to pay for it and said he will kill anyone who tries to stop him.

White trash in North Carolina is as stupid as my pals in New Orleans.
 
Winston-Salem said:
Gas here costs seven bucks a gallon. I heard a guy filled a couple of water cooler with gas and refused to pay for it and said he will kill anyone who tries to stop him.

White trash in North Carolina is as stupid as my pals in New Orleans.

More truth....especialy the negro part...
 
Winston-Salem said:
Gas here costs seven bucks a gallon. I heard a guy filled a couple of water cooler with gas and refused to pay for it and said he will kill anyone who tries to stop him.

White trash in North Carolina is as stupid as my pals in New Orleans.

If it was up to me, I'd hold up that fucker on the NC freeway with a cross-bow!

I'd point it at his temple and say "Looks like ya got some gasoline, eh? Eh? Eh?"

He'd reply, hands raised high "Boobytrapped. Touch those coolahs and BBbbbbbbrrrrkkkkkhhh!"


Jurched
 
Buzzard said:
Because they hate us. Face it, All we are to the turd world is a bank giving out free loans never to be collected on. The fact that No One is helping us just proves me right more and more. We should have left the Tsunami victicms stew in their rotting pile of dead shit. Now you know why I hate these fucking deadbeat countries....
http://www.worldtribune.com/worldtribune/05/front2453615.183333333.html

Here's some heavy shit, from an ally, a country whose ass we saved, but now mocks our woes. Straight from Ted Kennedy's ass:

Muhammad Yousef Al-Mlaifi, director of the Kuwaiti Ministry of Endowment's research center, published an article titled "The Terrorist Katrina is One of the Soldiers of Allah, But Not an Adherent of Al-Qaeda."(1) the Aug. 31 edition of the Kuwaiti daily Al-Siyassa. Following are excerpts:
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"...As I watched the horrible sights of this wondrous storm, I was reminded of the Hadith of the Messenger of Allah [in the compilations] of Al-Bukhari and Abu Daoud. The Hadith says: 'The wind is of the wind of Allah, it comes from mercy or for the sake of torment. When you see it, do not curse it, [but rather] ask Allah for the good that is in it, and ask Allah for shelter from its evil.'

Yadi yadi ya. The prophet of Dirkdirkastan waxes poetically.

"When the satellite channels reported on the scope of the terrifying destruction in America [caused by] this wind, I was reminded of the words of [Prophet Muhammad]: 'The wind sends torment to one group of people, and sends mercy to others.' I do not think — and only Allah [really] knows — that this wind, which completely wiped out American cities in these days, is a wind of mercy and blessing. It is almost certain that this is a wind of torment and evil that Allah has sent to this American empire.

Were we an empire, that would make you the colonial and me the master, and I should beat you until you bowed low to me, servant.

"But I began to ask myself: Doesn't this country [the U.S.] claim to aspire to establish justice, freedom, and equality amongst the people? Isn't this country claiming that everything it did in Afghanistan and Iraq was for truth and justice?

Word up, muthafucka. Otherwise, you and your whole family would be slaughtered for your words. Imagine if Kuwait was still the 19th province of Iraq? Saddam's boots would be parked on your severed tongue!

How can it be that these American claims are untrue, when we see how good prevails in the streets of Afghanistan, and how it became an oasis of security with America's entrance there?

That's what I'm wondering.

How can these American claims in the matter of Iraq be untrue, when we see that Iraq has become the most tranquil and secure country in the world?"

I think he's starting to be facetious.

"But how strange it is that after all the tremendous American achievements for the sake of humanity, these mighty winds come and evilly rip [America's] cities to shreds? Have the storms joined the Al-Qaeda terrorist organization?

Who knows? Perhaps the Weather Channel is controlled by Osama bin Laden?

"How sad I am for America. Here it is, poor thing, trying with all its might to lower oil prices which have reached heights unprecedented in all history. Along with America's phenomenal efforts to lower the price of oil in order to salvage its declining economy and its currency — that is still falling due to the 'smart' policy America is implementing in the world — comes this storm, the fruit of Allah's planning, so that [the price of] a barrel of oil will increase further still. By Allah, this is not schadenfreude.

Thanks for your pity. I felt the same way when the Republican Guard smashed into your house in 1990, stole your fridge and TV, and raped your ass with a lamp.

"Oh honored gentlemen, I began to read about these winds, and I was surprised to discover that the American websites that are translated [into Arabic] are talking about the fact that that the storm Katrina is the fifth equatorial storm to strike Florida this year... and that a large part of the U.S. is subject every year to many storms that extract [a price of] dead, and completely destroy property. I said, Allah be praised, until when will these successive catastrophes strike them?

Hey, don't get all choked up with joy. Still two months of hurricanes to go.

"But before I went to sleep, I opened the Koran and began to read in Surat Al-R'ad ['The Thunder' chapter], and stopped at these words [of Allah]: 'The disaster will keep striking the unbelievers for what they have done, or it will strike areas close to their territory, until the promise of Allah comes to pass, for, verily, Allah will not fail in His promise.' [Koran 13:31]."

Yea, for the will of Allah striketh hard and sure and without warning. Kinda like when that 30 foot wall of water crashed into mostly Moslem villages, killing 100,000 mostly moslem sinners, who paid for their wicked curses against the American Empire.

Allah be praised, America heeded the fourth great pillar of Islam, giving alms to the poor, and did heap favour upon the undeserving sinners who defiled the prophet's commandments.

For what, then, was this mercy given?


Jurched
 
138 hit the nail on the head.. But coveruinoil brings up a valid point about the Tsunami. Its does take 3 to 5 days for international help to arrive but it won't don't hold your breath.. We'll be lucky if the brits come to our aid.
 
not for nothing, but i was watchin cnn and civil engineers were saying that new orleans had been warned that great floods could happened there and no one believed it, then in 93 they decided to build damn to somewhat protect it and now its fucked. Coincidently, NO is filled with black people, thousands of them. Was the government trying to wash them out???? (here's a good conspiracy i just started people should ponder on)
by the way, all those people are now being moved to texas, i feel bad for the people in houston.