how did i gain four pounds overnight

[xfer]

i ate dinner (lentil/potato/cauliflower stew and spinach/greens saag)

i weighed myself and was 164

i went to bed

i woke up

i took a shower

i peed

i weighed myself and was 168

the scale is NEW and has always been reliable. is it definitely fucked up, or is there some possible way i could get massier overnight?

 

[chupe666]

lentils = gaseous bloatedness

 

[goatschool]

welcome to fattyville.

 

[xfer]

maybe i was actually 168 right after i ate but weighed in at 164 due to the gas, and belched myself up to 168 while i slept.

 

[goatschool]

maybe you hung out with rod stewart.

or rod serling.

one of the rods.

 

[lizard]

maybe the scale is faulty.

 

[minxnim]

people's weight can vary 5 pounds either way day to day. it just has to do with water retention and release and electrolyte balance. this is noticeable especially if you weigh yourself at different times of the day.

that is all.

 

[azal]

it might have been the 4 pounds of sperm your roomates filled you up with after they laced your dinner with some crazy drugs.



sayin

 

[lizard]

haha I also thought of that Rod Stewart/Elton John urban legend.

 

[croatschool]

i will not tolerate your obscene filth-jokes on this board, you dirty serb.

 

[azal]

this marks the start of a wonderous era of posting.

 

[xfer]

wait, so were the croats cleansed BY serbs, cleansed ALONGSIDE serbs, or did they CLEANSE serbs?

that area of the world is so confusing.

 

[croatschool]

let's just say it's not just azal's lack of showering and wiping that makes him filthy.

 

[azal]

a little bit of everything.

it was a war, dude.
"ethnic cleansing" is a term developed by western media to make it sound more entertaining.

 

[xfer]