how foul is your belly button

[Tide In Mind Out]

stick your finger in your belly button. smell your finger. rate the smell on a scale of 1-5, 5 being the foulest.

 

[Profanity]

I'm too scared to perforem this gross operation.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

you can use a q-tip instead, if you'd like.

 

[Profanity]

No, it seems like a very perverted thing to do.

 

[NAD]

I showered this morning so probably like a 2, might've been a 1 right afterwards. Most evenings are a 3, sometimes 4 if I've been active. After sex, rigorous exercise, or a night of beer and wrestling though, definitely 5!

 

[NAD]

Oh and the reason I know all this is because this chick I dated used to stick her finger in my belly button all the time, one day she smelled it and that became a regular ritual. So one I day I smelled hers and it was really bad, and she got very concerned and upset.

Ahahhaha this thread is amazing. Along with the Hitler and Ash threads, this has to be the best Monday foruming in a long time.

 

[Profanity]

You people are very sad.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Yes Profanity, It's so beautiful that I almost want to cry.

 

[NAD]

It keeps getting better! I'm almost sad I have to take a 3 hour lunch now.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

You people are very sad.

i want to be happy like you, andy.

 

[JayKeeley]

Peachy. I didn't even know these things were supposed to have a smell. You people should shower, baths are for English people.

 

[Profanity]

Peachy. I didn't even know these things were supposed to have a smell. You people should shower, baths are for English people.

Baths are for women.
Showers(occasionally) are for men.
A real man doesn't need to keep clean.

 

[Chromatose]

worse than my ass!

1-5???
my belly button goes to 11

plus,
its a bottomless chasm!! going deep into my guts
so deep you could sex it



i must have inspired this thread

 

[Profanity]

^ I admire you for having the balls to admit that.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

i must have inspired this thread

yesh, you did
i dunno if its worse than your ass though, that might be pushing it

 

[Chromatose]

maybe I should start using scented toiletpaper

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

we have been! i dunno if thats whats in the bathroom now, but i noticed the other day that the toilet paper was scented.

 

[Chromatose]

we have been! i dunno if thats whats in the bathroom now, but i noticed the other day that the toilet paper was scented.

I'm gonna have to poop at home more

and make everyone smell my butt

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

I'm gonna have to poop at home more

and make everyone smell my butt

yes, do share. afterall, they ARE your family.

 

[spaffe]

About 1 one the scale I'd say. I'm pretty thin so there's not fat hanging over or blocking the ventilation. On a side note, when I was younger one of my friends teased me for it looking like a "cat's anus" :<