how long must you know a girl before taking a dump while talking on the phone w/ her?

[NAD]

 

[Erik]

imo it depends on if you're able to do it clandestinely or not

 

[NAD]

for being such a discreet/sane answer, that was pretty metal.

 

[Erik]

that's a really good album, i listened to sinners bleed today and thought

thread derailed in post #3

 

[NAD]

i was about to put it on but then i remembered i haven't heard sunn O))) - black one in like three days so that takes priority.

 

[Erik]

my wall is ownin me. i gotta get some albums by them shitz.

 

[E-bortion]

sounds like the hottest kind of phone sex

 

[NAD]

my wall is ownin me. i gotta get some albums by them shitz.

awesome. white1 has my wall and that song with runhild so like, that should probably rox0rz yuo box0rz.

btw this is a serious thread, i plan on calling a girl for the first time in a few minutes here, but might have to take a dump during the conversation if i don't plan it around my bowels just right.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

who the fuck has a phone in their bathroom?

 

[Erik]

you know moose there are those magical things that are like phones except without cords pretty neat huh

 

[E-bortion]

you know moose there are those magical things that are like phones except without cords pretty neat huh

thats crazy talk.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

wtf I'm living in the dark ages. Tell me more of these magical "cordless" phones.

 

[NAD]

you know moose there are those magical things that are like phones except without cords pretty neat huh

hahahaha

reminds me of the clerks cartoon when leonardo leonardo conquers canada and has to teach them how to use basic appliances.

 

[NAD]

thats crazy talk.

Manager: If you want to see the future, throw a treasured personal item onto the fire.
[Bart tosses a small object, which explodes with a bang]
Not a firecracker!
Bart: Hey, I bought it from a guy on your reservation.
Manager: That's Crazy Talk.
Bart: No, it's true.
Manager: No, I know, that's my brother, Crazy Talk. We're all a little worried about him.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I've also heard that you americans have these things called "hot" and "cold" "taps" in your bathrooms and kitchens?

 

[Erik]

bath-rooms..?

 

[lurch70]

is she making you this nervous already NAD ... that you have to crap while talking to her?

a friend of mine was dating this chick some months ago ... he was telling me that he needed to drink a few Heinekens even before he went to pick her up ... but then again, that was because the broad was stessing him out ... no poonani for some months ... turn out she was a virgin.

call and poop, fuck it

 

[Demilich]

does anyone else see the irony in carrying on an extended "wtf? technology?!11" joke on the internet?

 

[Erik]

no

 

[Chromatose]

bon jovi says "you give poo a bad name"