how long must you know a girl before taking a dump while talking on the phone w/ her?

[MajestikMøøse]

ct_thrash sometimes sends me AIM messages from her cellphone while she poops.

Usually these messages are brief and to the point like:

"I'M POOPING"

 

[Demilich]

my best friend used to do this all the time, and to the best of my knowledge i wasn't even going out with him!

 

[E-bortion]

derick informed me that pepto turns food black, whew. i thought my digestive system went retarded.

*edit*

poo, not food. poo.

 

[MFJ]

derick informed me that pepto turns food black, whew. i thought my digestive system went retarded.

*edit*

poo, not food. poo.

Yeah I've been freaked out by Pepto too. If you take two of the chew tablets (which are UNHOLY gross in the first place) and go to sleep, you'll wake up in the morning with a black tongue and the worst feeling ever in your mouth.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

Tip: when you go to an all you can eat place that has shit for selection.... eating salad by the pound is not a good feeling the next day. I had wonderful green rocket shitz.

 

[Chromatose]

Yeah I've been freaked out by Pepto too. If you take two of the chew tablets (which are UNHOLY gross in the first place) and go to sleep, you'll wake up in the morning with a black tongue and the worst feeling ever in your mouth.

eweeirididddddds

i eat 2 of the tablets often

and i've never even had black poo with those, let alone any of those other symptoms

 

[KILL TULLY]

I frequently give my girlfriend the dutch oven and we've only been going out like a week and a half.

 

[E-bortion]

I frequently give my girlfriend the dutch oven and we've only been going out like a week and a half.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

kudos tully.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

hahhahahahhah tully is SO metal.

Depends on the chick I guess. Some of them will think it's really funny in a manly way; others will be like "YOU'RE DOING WHAT?!!" and totally kill your chances of scoring. So I guess gotta get to know them well enough to guess their reaction.

 

[dorian gray]

uhh...im working on stopping farting around my wife. it's actually quite embarassing and immature. i dont know if this counts. kthnxbye

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

the night of behemoth my ex called me on my cell phone randomly and I told her: "Hang on a sec, i gotta take a piss but theres this creepy hobo guy watching me".

So i had to like, maneuveur a bit so he couldn't see. I think he was hoping I had drugs.

 

[dorian gray]

stowed away in your penis?

 

[Mormagil]

A few months ago when Greyhound said hay guys let's give this guy a trip with a layover beginning at like 4 am at a bus stop that doesn't open until 6 am, I was taking a piss and about halfway through I looked up only to be greeted by a surveillance camera looking right at me. So there's probably footage of me pissing somewhere on the internet if you're interested.

 

[NAD]

is she making you this nervous already NAD ... that you have to crap while talking to her?

haha no, i just returned from camping this weekend and muchos shitting was the end result, per usual. just finished a 2-hour conversation w/ no poop break, whoa.

I frequently give my girlfriend the dutch oven and we've only been going out like a week and a half.

i don't know how someone can read this and still think "1-star" wtf.

uhh...im working on stopping farting around my wife. it's actually quite embarassing and immature. i dont know if this counts. kthnxbye

i get it now. 1-star.

 

[NAD]

okay erik is the only one that doesn't believe in pooping. i'm thinking 4-star at this point.

i'm not allowed to rate my own thread, unless someone rapes it. in which case, instant 5-stars.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

*read*
*rape*
....
*PROFIT!*

 

[Claws of Perdition]

There you go NAD just gave it 5 stars..... please excuse me as I must go take a poo, in the spirit of adventure i'll ring my g/f that or Nightmare :Smug: be back in about 20

 

[Night Mare]

Man, I am not happy, I just talked to you for like half an hour... you weren't actually...?
God, you Southeners are sick...

I also do not believe in Pooping, that's for the lower classes, clearly not me.

 

[Erik]

okay erik is the only one that doesn't believe in pooping. i'm thinking 4-star at this point.

i'm not allowed to rate my own thread, unless someone rapes it. in which case, instant 5-stars.

i only really picked that because it was the funniest sounding option imo