How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?

[Shmu]

Nope !

 

[Dead_Lioness]

lol at Swedes having small penises

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

How many light bulbs have to go out before a forum member stops posting long enough to change it?

 

[neal]

8 forumers to say, "now show me your headlights!" to all the females that post pics of their lightbulbs

 

[Superior]

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been
changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

1 to move it to the Lighting section.

2 to argue that the Lighting section was really intended for candle-related posts, then move it to the Electricals section.

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

5 to flame the spell checkers.

3 to correct spelling/grammar flames.

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6
to condemn those 6 as stupid.

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp".

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light
bulb" is perfectly correct.

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take
this discussion to a lightbulb forum.

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light
bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum.

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where
to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for
this technique and what brands are faulty.

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URL's.

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to
this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.

5 people to hotlink to pictures of lightbulbs hosted on geocities.

6 people to complain about dead images.

3 people to tell them to right click the image and copy the URL into
another window.

13 to read all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including
all headers, images and signatures, and add "I agree".

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?".

13 to say "do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about
light bulbs".

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and
start it all over again.



http://www.disaboom.com/Blogs/saydr...orum-does-it-take-to-change-a-light-bulb.aspx

I believe the Nevermore forum would add some people. It's a "special" one

Yeah:

54 people to argue about food

23 people to agree with 23 people arguing about food

1 person to spoil everyone's fun with something stupid

34 people to tell that 1 faggot that he's indeed a gay... faggot.

6 people who "like nevermore"

5 banned forum members posting absolute shit as unregistered

1 band member to post very random funny things

1 post-whore not even liking Nevermore

and a sexy Scot ready to make love to you.

1 forum member to post pics of himself in a mirror with a lightbulb.

12 forum members to post pics of their own lightbulbs.

3 forum members to comment positively on others' lightbulbs, no matter how shitty they might really be.

1 or 2 forum members to make fun of and talk shit about everyone else's lightbulb, no matter how good or bad they are.

1 forum member to make a new lightbulb thread when the real one gets off-topic and/or trolled.

yea, that pretty much summed up this forum

I like Behemoth.

hahaha I love this

1 forum member who likes Behemoth

1 forum member who loves this

1 forum member to sum up these two forum members

you forgot battlestar.

I'm a chick. HI!


who wants to chat?

lawl

a/s/l?

64, both, North Korea?

North Korea ? That means that your penis is 10cm !

well I can always replace it with my post penis right?

Nope !

lol at Swedes having small penises

How many light bulbs have to go out before a forum member stops posting long enough to change it?

8 forumers to say, "now show me your headlights!" to all the females that post pics of their lightbulbs

I agree.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

uh

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Oh the truth of it all.

 

[Morganna]

Hahhaha! A+ thread!

It will also take 5 members to post light bulb related porn links, in the light bulb thread

one member to click on the link, unaware of the light bulb porn.

And 2 members posting pictures of meat and bulbs.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Correction: mean AND TITTIES pics

 

[Morganna]

shhhhhhh, you might inspire them to make a, mean and titty thread. Where you call each other faggot and post titties!

 

[Nightshade]

I believe we have left out relevent beer and omlette references, and possibly a squid?

 

[Shpongled]

FUCK she's right. Hmm....

 

[Nikki]

and one person to laugh at everything..

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

and in the darkness, bind them

 

[stefan86]

1 Krigloch the Furious to post his balls?

 

[Anvil]

 

[stefan86]

I agree