how much indian food should i eat at the buffet today?

[minxnim]

i'm going for an all out number of comments from my coworkers about me having a hollow leg, a tape worm, or using steroids.

 

[XzanderX]

7 plates. and make sure to drink a diet soda. AND 4 handfuls of bread!!!!

 

[xfer]

I would be pretty happy with a dozen handfuls of naan and nothing else.

 

[avi]

pile those plates high!

if there was a decent indian restaurant near my work, I'd be a mightly portly fellow.

 

[deadair]

you GOT to have the bread.... GOT to

 

[minxnim]

nan bread is pretty decent yes.

 

[minxnim]

i usually start off with a plate of fried eggplants, nan bread, rice pilaaf, veggie curry and broccoli curry.
but i may just go right for like, a whole pile of bread and fried shit to freak everyone out.

 

[xfer]

oh man. now i am in the mood for stuffed naan and all i brought for lunch is pitas and babaghanouj.

 

[avi]

a gobi paratha would be super sweet right now. maybe for dinner, as my woman's been sick and we haven't been cooking.

 

[xfer]

well, YOU haven't been cooking.

 

[avi]

I gotta take the dogs out as soon as I get home before it gets dark. No time for cooking unless we wanna eat late. I support her working part-time in exchange for domestic work. It's a fair trade.

(and I still cook plenty, so there)

 

[minxnim]

dudes, i'm about to leave! WISH ME LUCK!

 

[avi]

viel gluck!

 

[chupe666]

GO FOR THE BREAD (he shouts as she runs out the door)

 

[FrostGiant]

You don't want to fill up on bread. You need to leave room for quorn, or as they call it, maize.

 

[minxnim]

oh man! what a let down! well, i had 3 plates of food and one of those plates was almost all fried food! haha. but only 3 plates alas. and i had 1/4 size pieces of nan bread. satisfied? i am about to fucking explode. my stomach is like huge.

 

[minxnim]

guys i'm literally having trouble sitting at my desk because my stomach is too puffy.

 

[xfer]

You should have taken advantage of your aforementioned hollow leg, Prep.

 

[minxnim]

Originally posted by chupe666
GO FOR THE BREAD (he shouts as she runs out the door)

i missed this post before. this is a damn fine post.