ok, no cock cheese, no toe cheese, no beneath the fingernail cheese, no ear cheese, no belly bottun cheese (ew!), no vagina cheese, no armpit cheese, etc
just a good chunk of natural, made-of-milk cheese then ?
Ehh, the syrup gets on the internet cause he's bored, then he meets some interesting people, among them a guru, who takes the syrup to the movies where they watch some educational film which makes the guru cry, but as the syrup can't cry he goes home, goes to bed and next morning when he wakes up and looks in the mirror, he sees that he's turned into cheese.