how tall are you?!

[Kem]

Tall-y! Not tally!

Oh nevermind. Just call me Kem again

Meanwhile, love-truncheon has to be the funniest word I've heard in a long time. Classic! Hahaha

 

[Lord Tim]

You wait 'til you hear the song, Tall-y! HAHAHAHA!

 

[Kem]

The song?!?!?!?

 

[spawn]

The song Love Truncheon! Keep up Kemmy, really...

 

[phlogiston]

Hey Mister Tally-man tally me bananas
Daylight come and me wan' go home

 

[spawn]

Oh, the other day I saw an Opeth baby ring thingo tshirt on www.ebay.com.au so if you want it Kem, search for it

Phloggy: Briliance. Sheer briliance. Its funny too, cos I want to go home at the moment Also, why is it they go home when the sun comes up? Do they pick bananas at home?

 

[Lord Tim]

You've never picked bananas at home, Spawny?

 

[spawn]

What the fuck did I just write? I MEANT to say: "Do they pick bananas at NIGHT?"

See how badly I want to go home?

 

[Wrathchild]

I... don't... know

I'd like to be taller. Mind you, I'd like to be a lot of things (such as Alyssa Milano or Amy Acker's toy boy) but it ain't gonna happen .

W

 

[weetbix]

I remember Alyssa Milano as a short little kid on "Who's The Boss".

She really has grown up now hasn't she?

 

[Wrathchild]

She certainly has. Go and rent Embrace of the Vampire (1994) for proof .

W

 

[Southy]

im about 5'10" i think..i dunno too lazy to go measure myself for you lot

 

[KoichCPA]

You know what Southy,your not scary anymore.

 

[Mark]

(Dreamy here)

5'2" - My surname has permanently been changed from Shortland to Shortarse by most people I know.