How to be emo.

[Reign in Acai]

http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Palms/4891/emo.html

 

[NAD]

Straight edge is so dumb. "Ooooh, I can't control myself with physical pleasure so instead of going about things sensibly I'll just QUIT EVERYTHING AND BEAT PEOPLE UP."

 

[lizard]

I'd rather give in to total hedonism.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I wonder what the next retarded populist trend will be?

 

[lizard]

I think we should emulate those africans who worship the breasts of Salma Hayek.

 

[NAD]

SO HOT. I would give up so much just to see her take a shower.

How is metrosexuality doing these days? I haven't been to a college campus for a few years now (during regular hours at least), have they taken over yet?

 

[lizard]

I have no idea.....it's just not right.

 

[NAD]

"Hi, I'm a man and I go clothes shopping twice a week. It also takes me 2 hours to 'do' my hair in the morning."

wtf!

 

[Reign in Acai]

Lol I have a meterosexual friend. He loves getting drunk and pouring out his feelings.

 

[MFJ]

... watch out. You never know what he might do to you when you're BOTH drunk.

 

[Reign in Acai]

One time I was drunk with a meterosexual buddy I once knew about 5 yrs ago. He tried to cop a feel on my shoulder. Leaning on it and shit. I resisted, but he persisted to try to lean on me. My other buddies came walking up the hill and I said to them "Hey I think Albert's gay" (I thought I was whispering it to spare my metero buddie's feelings. We all suspected he could be a cockswabber)

The story isn't too interesting...but it's the closest thing I ever had to a gay experience. Hell I can't help it if I have sexy shoulders can I?

 

[Ayeka]

I hate emo kids

 

[General Zod]

I think we should emulate those africans who worship the breasts of Salma Hayek.

I've been a devout Hayekian since I saw "From Dusk to Dawn". I pray to the godess Santanico Pandemonium.

Zod

 

[Demonspell]

Straightedge is for people who can't hold their booze and/or don't feel even the slightest tingle from Salma Hayek's cleavage.

 

[lizard]

this thread is making me laugh....

... watch out. You never know what he might do to you when you're BOTH drunk.

hahahahaha


Oh glorious funbags of Salma, Fertilize our fields, protect us, and bring us luck.
Especially we ask for sexual potency from the
Life-changing, awe-inspiring twin peaks of Salma.
Suckle us with your magical orbs,
Squeeze our faces between those luscious flesh mounds, Our strength, hope and joy derive from the wondrous bazongas of Hayek!

 

[MFJ]

Funbags? Do you mean chesticles?

 

[JayKeeley]

Is that picture of Salma Haykek real? I love how chicks hold their arms up against their paps like that and press down to make the mammaries look bigger. If I was a chick, I would just fondle my tits all day. Yep, all day long....

 

[MFJ]

I would also fondle my breasticles. Anyway, yeah, that picture is real.

 

[lizard]

GALE puts his spoon down and picks up a cigarette which has been smoking in the ashtray next to him. There is a bead of milk dribbling down his chin. He takes a contemplative puff, studying ED.

GALE: "... Whyncha breast feed him? You 'pear to be capable."

ED: "Mind your own bidnis."

EVELLE (Through a mouthful of cornflakes): "Ya don't breast feed him, he'll hate you for it later. That's why we wound up in prison."

 

[NAD]

I like it when chicks hold their own thingies, it's like whoa...

"I have seen the top of the mountain, and it is good."