How to draw the nipples back on a Victoria's Secret model using Photoshop . . .

haha!!! ohhh man i about died reading this bit:


So I guess that's what it's like to wash out your mouth with soap.

The gastrointestinal effects of my initial taste test were minimal, except for violent eruptions of gas throughout the night. These deep tuba notes were completely odorless (perhaps they had been washed clean), but almost disturbingly loud. One honk of the trombone, which occurred at 3:00 am, was so noisome that it actually roused my wife from a deep slumber. "Cut it out," she mumbled, then rolled over and went back to sleep.
 
NAD said:
Ya ha, I thought that site looked familiar. I remember this from quite awhile back, funny shit:

http://www.zug.com/pranks/credit/[/QUOTE]

Haha, this is so true, but something very specific to America. If you use your credit card in the UK, the cashier will definitely double-check the signature, and give it a good stare. You just have to stand their and wait like a fool. :tickled:

I couldn't believe it when I got here and nobody was checking the signatures! Once we were in a bar in NJ and we put all the drinks and food on my visa, and a friend signed on my behalf with a big 'X' - just to prove this theory. Needless to say, nobody even questioned it, and nobody even looked. Amazing.

Is credit card fraud considered a big problem in the US?