how to stop a haunting

[minxnim]

i think a person is haunting my apartment. but they're not dead. how do i make them stop?

 

[minxnim]

i can't keep moving you know? eventually i'll end up in a square state somewhere and that won't be good.

 

[The Dope]

A loaded shotgun is a pretty effective deterrent for most live hauntings.

 

[The Dope]

And nobody should ever be expected to live in a square state and be happy about it.

 

[lizard]

bring in POPE RATZINGER

 

[chupe666]

i wouldn't mind living in wyoming or colorado

 

[chupe666]

 

[deadair]

...turn the caps lock off?

 

[minxnim]

ba dum TISH

 

[chupe666]

i need that movie.

STAT.

 

[Burzumite]

Restraining orders help too. Make sure you have a proton pack too, just incase.

 

[xfer]

that is like jake's best call-back in YEARS

 

[mousewings]

Loud music... and sing along to it.

People say there's something oddly unsettling about a person singing "Somewhere over the Rainbow" while carrying a knife in a room with lots of meathooks.

 

[minxnim]

mousewings wins

 

[BigFakeSmile]

a. man, for a person who 'shares' so much on the internet, you get awfully cranky about stalkers

b. i thought this thread had something to do with the haunted : (

c. option c

 

[deadair]

DING DING DING.

round one has started

 

[minxnim]

it's not a stalker, it's a HAUNTER, big difference.

have fun in sweden not getting any play.

unlike you, i don't attack and hate on girls 24-7 so i'll hold the rest back.

 

[BigFakeSmile]

holy shit i hope that was an example of sarcasm. when was the last time i hated on chicks around here in a way that wasnt non-gender-specific-par-for-the-forum?

 

[goatschool]

well minx, it's not like she was ever the brightest tulip in the patch.

 

[minxnim]

amnesia