http://penisland.net/ !!!

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

penisland is the sexiest place on earth

I wonder what the trees would look like there???

 

[Dead_Lioness]

penisland is the sexiest place on earth

thats true!!!!



and Will wins for being the first male to click this link! bravo my friend :Spin:

 

[Will Bozarth]

hahaah thanks

 

[neal]

and Will wins for being the first male to click this link! bravo my friend :Spin:

yeh, but he was disapointed.

 

[Lordlucid]

I'll take analbumcovers for $500

 

[Chromatose]

the penis mightier for $1000

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

"We have received a number of complaints from people concerned with vulgar emails coming from our domain, PenIsland.net. We can assure you that these emails are forged, and that we did not send them. We have NEVER sent out any bulk email, and will NEVER sell or trade our customers email addresses with anybody. The only emails we send out are those in response to customers that have contacted us and are needing a response."
I wonder why? Asshats...

 

[Hejira_Omeed]

the penis mightier for $1000

 

[MajestikMøøse]

 

[lizard]

Nic, what is that white cream coming out of that guy's mouth.

 

[Lillitu]

Their marketing team really must have been asleep on the job when they let that domain name happen.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

^ lillitu: but thats brilliant !

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

Their marketing team really must have been asleep on the job when they let that domain name happen.

PEOPLE GET PAID FOR THAT SHIT TOO!!!!

Marketing conference

Man1: I have an idea for a new pen company
Man2: well share it with the group
Man1: Its called Pen island and they have just about every pen you can think of. From long black slender ones to big fat white novelty ones.
Woman1: What about little yellow ones.
Man1: No , to hard to grip and a recent demograph showed that those pens seem to break and run onto peoples clothes like a flood.
Woman1: what about white out pens?
Man1:Sure
Man2: well Pen island sounds like a place I want to go
Man3: From what I hear you go there alot.
Man2: Whats that suppose to mean?
Man3: Oh my bad that was Staples.
Woman1: What about a web site?
Man1: Sure well just make the address Penisland.com
Man2:BRilliant ( hands man1 a guiness)
Man1: Brilliant
Woman1: I wanna go to Penisland
Man2: Oh you will, Ill start the paperwork now
Man1: Excellent Ill call my wife and tell her Ill be late, I wanna get penisland up and coming right away.

SOrry Im bored. If nobody gets the bad tsunami and asain reference then sorry. Yes i know its not funny. Fuck you.

 

[neal]

that was so dumb it was kinda funny becuase i gave everyone a funny voice in my head as i read it. the woman was brittish.

 

[NinjaKitten]

the website dosent actually work.. I wanted to buy a penisland pen! DAMNIT!!!

 

[Lillitu]

@ dead lioness

Oh yes, it is definitely gold.

"We have received a number of complaints from people concerned with vulgar emails coming from our domain, PenIsland.net. We can assure you that these emails are forged, and that we did not send them. We have NEVER sent out any bulk email, and will NEVER sell or trade our customers email addresses with anybody. The only emails we send out are those in response to customers that have contacted us and are needing a response."
I wonder why? Asshats...

Nice how they capitalize the P and the I in an attempt to keep you from reading it as penis island. Nice try. Still doesn't work.

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

that was so dumb it was kinda funny becuase i gave everyone a funny voice in my head as i read it. the woman was brittish.

That was precisely my intent. ...... Kinda.