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[derek]

I think dongs work without the tacit approval of their masters. You could have perhaps used it anyway.

 

[Lord Foul]

Drinking until you pass out pretty much guarantees the organ in question won't cooperate even in unconsciousness.

 

[derek]

Speak for yourself. I've never had any alcohol related issues.

 

[Djöfull]

Some of these pics just show penises that are big and the tight pants and/or the material show the shape of the schlong.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Speak for yourself. I've never had any alcohol related issues.

Drunk sex definitely is not an issue for us, but passing out is a whole different matter. Oh well, that's what the morning is for.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Speak for yourself. I've never had any alcohol related issues.

That's because Scots are pros!! (...especially the sexy ones! )

 

[derek]

Drunk sex definitely is not an issue for us, but passing out is a whole different matter. Oh well, that's what the morning is for.

That's because Scots are pros!! (...especially the sexy ones! )

He seems to work regardless. Sufficient stimuli is all he needs.

 

[Lord Foul]

Speak for yourself. I've never had any alcohol related issues.

If you were unconscious, how would you know if Derek Jr. was working or not?

 

[derek]

Third person reports.

 

[~Lynn~]