http://www.fuckthesouth.com

lizard said:
there are days I wake up and think, thank God I'm from Massachusetts!


There are days I wake up and wish I was from Massachusetts. Then thank god Im not from Arkansas. Im from Tulsa really , its like in the biggest cities in the US list so I dont feel as bad. The person who wrote is obviously very disgruntled. I dont go to church. I dont like it, its boring and full of hypocrites. I cant speak for all the south though, being from Oklahoma Ive seen the worst of the worst and believe there to be the biggest congragation of low life trash and idiots in this state compared to anywhere in the world. Accept maybe France. :D The big cities like Tulsa and OK city arent any different then BOston or New York but the country out there is just as bad as deep in the stix in Georgia or Louisiana or Arkansas.
 
EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY said:
There are days that I wake up and wish that I was from Massachusetts, and then thank God I'm not from Arkansas. I'm from Tulsa. It's on the "Biggest cities in the US list" so I dont feel so bad. The person who wrote that is obviously very disgruntled. I don't go to church. I don't like it. It's boring and full of hypocrites. I can't speak for all the south though, but being from Oklahoma I've seen the worst of the worst and believe there to be the biggest congregation of low life trash and idiots in this state compared to anywhere in the world; except maybe France. :D The big cities like Tulsa and OK City aren't any different than Boston or New York, but the country out there is just as bad as deep in the stix in Georgia or Louisiana or Arkansas.


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NicodemiX said:
I'm sorry, that was mean of me.

HAHA , you think your funny now don't you? Ehhh thats okay. It actually took me a minute to figure out what you did. Yeah I know shut the fuck up. I wish I could meet you guys in person so you wouldnt think Im as stupid as you think. THats okay though , I thought it was funny once I figured it out. I was always terrible in English and MAth. History, geography, and scinece were my good subjects. I rock ass at jeopardy. :D As long as you dont post that picture of the orange juice squirting out of that persons ass Im fine. :tickled: ......... :erk: :ill: :yuk: :cry:
 
Hey there are some good things about the south. Well only three. One sweet tea...mmm its good. 2 barbeque, thats right, you may be able to get it other places but its the best where it started, in the south. and 3, and i'm probably gonna get flamed for this, but southern rock. Thats stuff is great man, its got killer grooves and great lead guitar. I mean hell, lynyrd skynyrd were harmonizing their guitar parts before maiden were. And if you consider florida part of the south (cause you know, it never fought in the civil war and their are more geriatrics than hicks down here), well there is always death metal from tampa. so there
 
The first two are right. On the third Im gonna disaggree and this is purely opinion. I hate Lynard Skynard more than any band on the face of this earth. I loathe them. The reason is I had to listen to them all the time at my friends house and I heard sweet home alabama 14 zillion times and then I snapped. Its all just opinion though. :yell:

Hell yeah BBQ and beer. :D
 
NicodemiX said:
actually I'm afraid of that because I think that you'd punch me in the face.


HAHAHAHAH Im 5'7" , 125 lbs. It wouldnt hurt for long. ......... Or would it.
( dun dun dun.)
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Im very sneaky. Its amazing I havent seen wolftribe in a couple days and I miss his please dont post anymore ways.
I got punched by a guy that was 6'2 the other night at a party. He was drunk and I was trying to break up a fight. He slugged me knocked me backa few steps then socked another kid and knocked that kid out in one punch then he cotinued to punch him while he was out. I picked the kid up and he threw up blood all over me. IT WAS A HELL OF A PARTY.!!! I thought the kid was dead for a minute though. I was the only sober person there. Someones gotta be responsible and I got hit for it.
 
NicodemiX said:
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Originally Posted by EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY
There are days that I wake up and wish that I was from Massachusetts, and then thank God I'm not from Arkansas. I'm from Tulsa. It's on the "Biggest cities in the US list" so I dont feel so bad. The person who wrote that is obviously very disgruntled. I don't go to church. I don't like it. It's boring and full of hypocrites. I can't speak for all the south though, but being from Oklahoma I've seen the worst of the worst and believe there to be the biggest congregation of low life trash and idiots in this state compared to anywhere in the world; except maybe France. The big cities like Tulsa and OK City aren't any different than Boston or New York, but the country out there is just as bad as deep in the stix in Georgia or Louisiana or Arkansas.

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Uhhh... I dont get the red... Maybe im not looking hard enough.
 
urinalcakemix said:
Uhhh... I dont get the red... Maybe im not looking hard enough.

The red was him correcting my spelling and basically stating that Im a dumb ass hick, but he was very clever about it so i find it kind of funny and cool. Also correcting my grammar. DAMN SMART ASS! :tickled: