Hungover at work thread.
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dorian gray
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"QC"? quality control?
maybe you could play it off by putting the hairnet over your fullface. no one would ever know.
maybe you could play it off by putting the hairnet over your fullface. no one would ever know.
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lol, hardly. We've got 2 really bitchy ladies that worked on my rotation. so to spite them when they weren't around we'd break tons of rules. Spit int he stough, through fish/surimi around, etc
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formerly. We had to sell it as part of the bankruptcy. My dad is a lead hand at the fish plant and I work there as a slave for a summer job.
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what else would you call 12 hour graveyard shifts for 10 bucks an hour where you work yourself to the point where you can't feel body parts and then go for lunch come back and keep going for another 6 hours. Then go home, sleep for 6 hours and do it again 3 more times.
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i got drunk before going to work once. dinner with my family, too much wine, had to drive there, stopped for coffee on the way and the guy working at the coffee place was an old friend i've known since i was 4. i could hardly keep a conversation going, but i got the coffee for free 
last time i was REALLY hung over at work was about a month ago... went to some chick's party, drank a bit, then a couple of BIG joints got passed around and before you know it it's the next morning, 7am, i'm driving home half asleep and fucking pissed off at being awake at such an hour.
fast forward 3 hours, i'm at work, still pissed off at being awake, really hung over, and working in the meat department. needless to say when your stomach feels like its gonna empty itself every time you move, working with raw meat that ranges in quality from decent to comletely rancid. ended up RUNNING LIKE HELL to the men's room to puke, then felt pretty decent for a bit, then started to feel like shit again and went home after an hour and a half.
got home, smoked a joint and felt absolutely great, so now i know what i'm doing when i get a hangover.
last time i was REALLY hung over at work was about a month ago... went to some chick's party, drank a bit, then a couple of BIG joints got passed around and before you know it it's the next morning, 7am, i'm driving home half asleep and fucking pissed off at being awake at such an hour.
fast forward 3 hours, i'm at work, still pissed off at being awake, really hung over, and working in the meat department. needless to say when your stomach feels like its gonna empty itself every time you move, working with raw meat that ranges in quality from decent to comletely rancid. ended up RUNNING LIKE HELL to the men's room to puke, then felt pretty decent for a bit, then started to feel like shit again and went home after an hour and a half.
got home, smoked a joint and felt absolutely great, so now i know what i'm doing when i get a hangover.
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I still remember the time I was unloading a case of bananas and skewered myself on a scorpion stinger. That was fun.
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hahah, if i was drunk at work, id lose my license that cost me 5 years and about $25,000. in other words, priceless, because i would NEVER fucking go back to college to do it again.
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Jerry's married?!
Demilich said:
Isn;t that the fucking truth. Nothing better for nausea than a nice fucking joint/blunt/bowl pack.
Krilons Resa
Jerry's married?!
lurch70 said:
Ya, same around here. You gotta be 18 to serve it...21 to consume it. That;s why you cannot work in a restaurant anymore unless you are 18 or over.
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weed is supposed to be a really good anti-emetic (anti-puke) med. i think cancer patients can use it in some states now. god forbid.
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Doomcifer said:
DAMN this is annoying. i'm weed-less for the first night since the summer! we'll fix that tomorrow, but for now, i'll have to go back to my old friend alcohol
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Iconoclastic Tendencies said:
grocery store = easiest job in the fucking world. at least ours is. never really worked produce, but meat department in a small store like mine is SO FUCKING GODDAMN FUCKING EASY, the hardest part of the average day is trying to figure out how to make your work last for the whole 8 hour shift so you don't go nuts from boredom.
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hell yes. 5 years later the wife and i still consider the gourmet grocery/catering job we both had to be the best ever. if only it wouldve paid more than $8 an hour. all we did was eat gourmet food and make fun of the hippies.Demilich said:
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Demilich said:
yeah. meatheads get it easy. Grocery has it fucking easy. Produce, at least at my store, get fucking raped AND understaffed. which makes it more like a gangbang. and then when the lazy fuckers in grocery or meat get even more lazy and fall behind, who is expected to come to the rescue... me. The person in the store who hasn't had a break in 6 hours, and after about the first 20 minutes of my day i'm perpetually drenched in sweat.
