I am a pimppp

[KILL TULLY]

My girl/ex/semistillwithIguesseventhoughwedon'tmentionit, is in Cali and i sent her some roses and a card and shit, she got 'em, loves 'em, and thats the way to get wimminz. Yesss.



EDIT: You could also use this example to say im a huge pussy, in which case feel free. I don't care, haha.

 

[Ellestin]

I think it's very considerate and respectful on your part, especially if said roses were black, decaying and studded with heavy metal thorns.

Cheers.

 

[dorian gray]

i was wondering how to get chicks. thanks tully!!

 

[Demilich]

One morning I got up early, had nothing to do, so I went out and bought my girlfriend almost $200 worth of stuff (Six Feet Under season 4, 50$ orchid :zombie:, chocolates) and showed up at her door (probably waking her up) to give them to her. She was very happy

 

[dorian gray]

that kicks ass actually. im impressed demilich

 

[Erik]

qt.